Spanky Quotes in Garfield (2004)

Persnikitty: Will you please keep quiet? God, god! Oh, this really is too much.

Garfield: Hey, Persnikitty! Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing here?

Persnikitty: I was his cat, until I outlived my purpose. And then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place. All humans are the same.

Garfield: Not my owner. He only does what's best for me. He puts up with me and he feeds me.

Persnikitty: And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello.

Garfield: Not for long, Persnikitty.

Persnikitty: Would you please just stop calling me that? My name isn't really Persnikitty. It's Sir Roland.

Garfield: Sir Roland.

Persnikitty: Yeah, that's another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty. I was trained in a classical theater, you know, mm-hmm. But now I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat, with a name I can never live down.

Garfield: Well this may hurt a little, but, I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty... I mean, Roland. Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours, to become regulars on Good Day New York.

Spanky: Wait a minute. Did I just hear that? You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog?

Garfield: It's true, I know, it's a crime against nature. At first I thought he was a pain but, he's grown on me like a wart you wanna have removed until you realized it defines you in some funny way.

Persnikitty: You know what, that is absolutely charming.

Spanky: Let me ask you one question, chubby. What are you talking about?

Garfield: How could you understand? He's my friend.

Garfield: [from a deleted scene on the train after Garfield is still dazed from being knocked out by Happy Chapman] Um, Mom? Is that you?

Spanky: I had to see it with my own eyes. A cat saving a dog.

Persnikitty: All for one and one for all.

Garfield: Sir Roland?

Persnikitty: In the fur.

Garfield: What are you guys all doing here? Are you traveling today too?

Spanky: We've been following your scent since the pound.

Garfield: [still dazed] What are you guys all doing here?

Persnikitty: We're here to help.

Dad Rat: [to Garfield] Well, well, well. We meet again.

Mom Rat: I say we eat the fat, arrogant fool.

Garfield: No, no, please let me live!

Louis: [Happy Chapman] Not you, Garfield. Chrome dome over there.

[staring at a drying sports bra]

Spanky: Dudes... that thing has touched boobs.

Terrence Lubinecki: Of course. The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.

Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.