Itchy Itchiford Quotes in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

Charlie: Hey guys, waddua ya know, waddua ya say?

Itchy Itchiford: Yeah, waddua ya say, waddua ya know?

Charlie: Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.

Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red!

Charlie: Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.

Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green.

Charlie: Its red.

Itchy Itchiford: Red?

[drills into pipe; outside, water bursts out of the ground, and the tunnel floods]

Itchy Itchiford: In him there's the luck of the Irish.

Charlie: The pride of the German.

Itchy Itchiford: Even, he-he, a bit of Siam.

Charlie: Siam? There's the calm of the English.

Itchy Itchiford: The charm of the Spanish.

Charlie: A pedigree certainly ain't what I am. So call me a mixed-up pup.

Itchy Itchiford: You're a mixed-up pup.

Charlie: But the only way this pup knows is up!

Anne-Marie: Come on, Chawhee! You can do it, it's your birthday!

Itchy Itchiford: I don't care if it's his... his bar mitzvah. That horse is a gluepot.

Charlie: [after Itchy tells him to get ride of Anne-Marie] Aw, Itch, now the casino's gone. We've got to start all over; we need the girl more than ever.

Itchy Itchiford: No, boss, you're crazy! It's not business anymore, it's personal!

Charlie: Aw, come on, Itchy. Surely it's just business, I mean...

Itchy Itchiford: You're in love with the girl! You've got soft, you care about her!

Charlie: [furiously annoyed] Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then! I pretend to be her best friend, but it's baloney!

Itchy Itchiford: I thought I was your best friend...

Charlie: [yells] YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! With her, it's just business - it's always been business! I'm USING the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage! Is that okay with you!

Itchy Itchiford: [chastened] Sure, boss, anything you say.

[sees Anne-Marie, who overheard everything]

Itchy Itchiford: Uh-oh...

Anne-Marie: [crying, goes hurt] You're not my friend... You're a bad dog!

Itchy Itchiford: [to a horse after it scares him] If you do that to me one more time, you are glue!

Charlie: Itchy, what happened to you?

Itchy Itchiford: You want to know what happened to me? I'll tell you what happened to me. Carface happened to me, with about 50 of his thugs. Oh!

Charlie: Itch, I'm sorry.

Itchy Itchiford: Well, look what else happened while you were sidetracked. See that?

[see a building on fire]

Itchy Itchiford: That's *our* place! You were going to fix Carface well, well he fixed us! You see boss, this whole thing's gone too far.

Itchy Itchiford: Yah! Someone's got me by the tail!

Charlie: I got you by the tail!

Itchy Itchiford: Why don't you tell somebody you're gonna do that?

Charlie: You know, it's not worth it being with you. It's not.

Itchy Itchiford: Your hands are cold, too.

Charlie: All we need now is a couple of bucks.

Itchy Itchiford: A couple of bucks, a couple of bucks!

Anne-Marie: A couple, a couple. Mmm, yeah! A mom and dad.

Charlie: Yeah, sure.

Itchy Itchiford: Charlie, let me think about this...

Charlie: No! Don't think! From now on, I'll do the thinking!

Charlie: [Itchy's dropping ice cream on him] Hey cut it out, would you? What do you see up there?

Itchy Itchiford: Mostly the backs of the buttons, but other than that...

Itchy Itchiford: [thinking Charlie's a ghost] Take my 9 piece ratchet set, my oil tin! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament!

[hits Charlie on the head with it]

Itchy Itchiford: Please, I've got a bad back! Ah, don't touch!

Itchy Itchiford: I can't help it, Charlie, I always itch when I'm nervous.

Charlie: Well don't be nervous!

Itchy Itchiford: Just scratch this!

Charlie: That Carface has something up his sleeve.

Itchy Itchiford: Yeah, a gun!

Charlie: And when I find out what it is, I'm going to ruin him.

Itchy Itchiford: Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.

Charlie: Monster?

Itchy Itchiford: Boss, they feed it!

Charlie: Monster?

Itchy Itchiford: Yes that's what I said, monster!

Vera: Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone... Life hasn't been no piece of cake.

Chihuahua Gambler: Carface ain't been treating us too good.

Vera: Things are tough, but we carry on...

Gambler Dog: [Charlie wins a game of craps] Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake?

Charlie: Why settle for a couple of bones when you could have the whole bank?

[puts the craps bones in a slot machine and breaks the bank]

Itchy Itchiford: Ya won the jackpot! Charlie, I'm proud of ya.