Gus Petch Quotes in Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Gus Petch Quotes:
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Gus Petch: You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.
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Gus Petch: You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.
Marylin Rexroth: Don't get me wrong, Mr...
Gus Petch: Petch. Gus Petch.
Marylin Rexroth: Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material. This is going to be my passport to wealth, independence... and freedom.
Gus Petch: [chickles] Sounds like to me that you gonna nail his ass.
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[repeated line]
Gus Petch: I'm gonna nail your ass!
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[last lines]
Gus Petch: We gonna make you laugh, we gonna make you cry, but most of all, we gonna
[with audience]
Gus Petch: nail your ass!
Audience: [chanting] Nail your ass! Nail your ass! Nail your ass!
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Gus Petch: I'm an ass nailer.
Marylin Rexroth: So I see.
Gus Petch: Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
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Marylin Rexroth: I thought he'd outgrown trains.
Gus Petch: They never grow up, they just get tubby.
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Gus Petch: ...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!
Miles Massey: I told you she had dogs.
Gus Petch: You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!
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Gus Petch: What are you talking about? "Tell Tale Signs"? Look, I see a ass. I nail it. I don't sneak around sniffing the sheets. God damn it! I'm Gus Petch!
-- Gus Petch
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Characters on Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
- Rex Rexroth
- Miles Massey
- Wrigley
- Freddy Bender
- Judge Marva Munson
- Marylin Rexroth
- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy
- Court Reporter
- Sarah Sorkin
- Herb Myerson
- Bonnie Donaly
- Donovan Donaly
- Ollie Olerud
- Howard D. Doyle
- Father Scott
- Wee Kirk Priest
- Guard #3
- Guard #4
- Ramona Barcelona
- Wheezy Joe
- Santa Fe Tart
- Mrs. Gutman