Judge Marva Munson Quotes in Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

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Judge Marva Munson Quotes:

  • Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness.

    Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.

  • Miles Massey: Were there any other specifications?

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: [in outrageous French accent] She spe-cif-i-cated a silly man.

    Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!

    Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man who, though clever at making money, would be easily duped and controlled.

    Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!

    Miles Massey: Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man with a wandering pee-pee. How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.

    Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." You would say, "make hammer on his fanny."

    Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! I-Irrelevant!

    Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it!

    Miles Massey: Tell us, Baron - Did you introduce her to such a man?

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Sir, I am the concierge!

    Miles Massey: And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I introduced her...

    [points to Rex Rexroth]

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: to that silly man.

    Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection!

    Miles Massey: Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!

  • Miles Massey: "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery..." Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines?

    Freddy Bender: Objection, your honor.

    Judge Marva Munson: Grounds?

    Freddy Bender: Uh... poetry recitation.

  • Miles Massey: A husband? That's an unusual request. Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?

    Freddy Bender: Objection!

    Judge Marva Munson: Grounds?

    Freddy Bender: Uh... Hearsay.

    Miles Massey: On second hand, Your Honor, this is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.

    Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.

    Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She said she wanted a very rich husband. She wanted to know the businesses and the wealthses... wealthses... can I say it... wealthses of our various eligible guests.

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