Judge Marva Munson Quotes in Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Judge Marva Munson Quotes:
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Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness.
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.
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Miles Massey: Were there any other specifications?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: [in outrageous French accent] She spe-cif-i-cated a silly man.
Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man who, though clever at making money, would be easily duped and controlled.
Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!
Miles Massey: Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man with a wandering pee-pee. How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor!
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." You would say, "make hammer on his fanny."
Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! I-Irrelevant!
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it!
Miles Massey: Tell us, Baron - Did you introduce her to such a man?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Sir, I am the concierge!
Miles Massey: And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I introduced her...
[points to Rex Rexroth]
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: to that silly man.
Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection!
Miles Massey: Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
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Miles Massey: "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery..." Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines?
Freddy Bender: Objection, your honor.
Judge Marva Munson: Grounds?
Freddy Bender: Uh... poetry recitation.
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Miles Massey: A husband? That's an unusual request. Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Freddy Bender: Objection!
Judge Marva Munson: Grounds?
Freddy Bender: Uh... Hearsay.
Miles Massey: On second hand, Your Honor, this is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.
Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She said she wanted a very rich husband. She wanted to know the businesses and the wealthses... wealthses... can I say it... wealthses of our various eligible guests.
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Characters on Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
- Rex Rexroth
- Miles Massey
- Wrigley
- Freddy Bender
- Marylin Rexroth
- Gus Petch
- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy
- Court Reporter
- Sarah Sorkin
- Herb Myerson
- Bonnie Donaly
- Donovan Donaly
- Ollie Olerud
- Howard D. Doyle
- Father Scott
- Wee Kirk Priest
- Guard #3
- Guard #4
- Ramona Barcelona
- Wheezy Joe
- Santa Fe Tart
- Mrs. Gutman