Groom Quotes in Condorman (1981)

Natalia: [Natalia, Harry and Woody are hiding in a church, admist the attendees for a wedding. Natalia sees Morovich and his henchman storm in and begin searching the crowd] I wish to speak!

Priest: [stops with the wedding ceremony] Yes?

Natalia: [points] This man is already married!

Priest: To whom?

Natalia: To me.

Groom: What?

Natalia: Come home, Piedro, please? For the sake of the children!

Groom: [looks to his bride to be] She's lying! She's nothing but a liar! She's crazy!

Natalia: I wish I was! But Piedro Junior cries for his father!

Groom: You will leave here at once!

Natalia: I will not! Uncle Luigi and I have come to take you home!

Groom: I will remove you myself!

[grabs Natalia]

Natalia: Don't you lay a hand on me!

Groom: Who will stop me?

Natalia: [points to Morovich] Uncle Luigi!

Groom: I will make short work of this *Uncle Luigi*!

[the groom and Morovich start fighting, while Natalia, Harry and Woody slip out the back]

Larry Hubbard: You're making a big mistake! This man is not for you!

[bride and groom turn around and Larry realizes it's not Iris and Jack]

Allison the Bride: He's right!

[throws down flowers]

Groom: Allison!

Larry Hubbard: [to man] Isn't this First Presbyterian?

Guest in Church: No, Third Methodist.

Larry Hubbard: Grrrr!