Chariot Quotes in Operation: Endgame (2010)

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Chariot Quotes:

  • Chariot: [to Fool] I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like "Thomas Crown" without the pussy.

  • Chariot: Let's put it this way: If it weren't for Omega...

    Fool: Which is who?

    High Priestess: Us.

    Chariot: ...the Middle East would be a cloud of dust right now.

    Fool: Uh, isn't the Middle East already kind of a cloud of dust?

    High Priestess: He meant literally.

  • Fool: What does Alpha do?

    Chariot: You know, the usual. Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no fucking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene.

  • Chariot: I'm gonna fucking rape your soul!

  • Fool: All right, so what happens if that door malfunctions? How do we get out?

    Chariot: You don't.

  • Chariot: [to Empress] Oh, wow! Look at you. You vixen. What are you, entering a slut contest?

  • Devil: [Temperence stands speechless after seeing Fool] Do you find sometimes a pregnant pause just, just says it all?

    Chariot: Yes, sir, the tension's palpable.

    Empress: I'm hot.

  • Fool: [Chariot is showing Fool his new office] Am I smaller than everyone else is? And there's a column in the middle.

    Chariot: Yeah, well, it's 'cause it's your first day. And you're a fucking loser.

  • Magician: Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you? I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit, I mean, I wanted to be you. Now, you know, you're like - I don't know. You're like... borderline homeless. You're a fucking... deadbeat.

    Chariot: Yeah, well, look on the bright side. My poetry's really coming along.

  • Chariot: Little baby dick grew some balls?

    Magician: Just orders, man. Just following orders.

    Chariot: Well, your subservience will be the death of you.

  • Chariot: [Upon seeing Hierophant dead body] You are still hot.

  • Chariot: Hey, you know what, you guys have been great, but I'm gonna go drink myself to death.

    Empress: Shut the fuck up.

    Chariot: Chug my cock.

  • Fool: You do this every morning?

    Chariot: [laughs] No, no, I drink as much as I do, because every day is Christmas.

  • Chariot: Do you want to do the introductions?

    High Priestess: No, my fucking feet hurt.

  • Chariot: I say we watch her and we watch alpha team; I got a bad feeling about this.

    Emperor: You sure that's not just the DTs talking?

    Chariot: Well I'm still drunk, so, it can't be the DTs.

    Emperor: There you go, you corrected me.

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