Chariot Quotes in Operation: Endgame (2010)
Chariot Quotes:
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Chariot: [to Fool] I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like "Thomas Crown" without the pussy.
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Chariot: Let's put it this way: If it weren't for Omega...
Fool: Which is who?
High Priestess: Us.
Chariot: ...the Middle East would be a cloud of dust right now.
Fool: Uh, isn't the Middle East already kind of a cloud of dust?
High Priestess: He meant literally.
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Fool: What does Alpha do?
Chariot: You know, the usual. Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no fucking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene.
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Chariot: I'm gonna fucking rape your soul!
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Fool: All right, so what happens if that door malfunctions? How do we get out?
Chariot: You don't.
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Chariot: [to Empress] Oh, wow! Look at you. You vixen. What are you, entering a slut contest?
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Devil: [Temperence stands speechless after seeing Fool] Do you find sometimes a pregnant pause just, just says it all?
Chariot: Yes, sir, the tension's palpable.
Empress: I'm hot.
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Fool: [Chariot is showing Fool his new office] Am I smaller than everyone else is? And there's a column in the middle.
Chariot: Yeah, well, it's 'cause it's your first day. And you're a fucking loser.
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Magician: Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you? I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit, I mean, I wanted to be you. Now, you know, you're like - I don't know. You're like... borderline homeless. You're a fucking... deadbeat.
Chariot: Yeah, well, look on the bright side. My poetry's really coming along.
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Chariot: Little baby dick grew some balls?
Magician: Just orders, man. Just following orders.
Chariot: Well, your subservience will be the death of you.
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Chariot: [Upon seeing Hierophant dead body] You are still hot.
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Chariot: Hey, you know what, you guys have been great, but I'm gonna go drink myself to death.
Empress: Shut the fuck up.
Chariot: Chug my cock.
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Fool: You do this every morning?
Chariot: [laughs] No, no, I drink as much as I do, because every day is Christmas.
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Chariot: Do you want to do the introductions?
High Priestess: No, my fucking feet hurt.
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Chariot: I say we watch her and we watch alpha team; I got a bad feeling about this.
Emperor: You sure that's not just the DTs talking?
Chariot: Well I'm still drunk, so, it can't be the DTs.
Emperor: There you go, you corrected me.
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