Magician Quotes in Operation: Endgame (2010)

Magician: Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you? I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit, I mean, I wanted to be you. Now, you know, you're like - I don't know. You're like... borderline homeless. You're a fucking... deadbeat.

Chariot: Yeah, well, look on the bright side. My poetry's really coming along.

Chariot: Little baby dick grew some balls?

Magician: Just orders, man. Just following orders.

Chariot: Well, your subservience will be the death of you.

Magician: I just... I can't imagine not waking up tomorrow, you know?

Empress: I can.

Magician: You'll find bad men wherever you go.

Magician: Way up there on a mountain top lives a hermit, who is the only one who can teach you the magic that you seek to learn. But the mountain is too *high* for a little *boy* to climb.

Sarutobi Sasuke: I will climb it. And see the hermit. He will teach me magic. But who are you?

[turns around]

Sarutobi Sasuke: Hmm? He's gone!

Magician: Good work. Sasuke, do you think you are strong enough now?

Sasuke: Yes.

Magician: You do, eh? Well, here's what you'll carry tomorrow.

[Sasuki gasps as larger buckets appear]

[last lines]

Kleinmann: What better way to - to spend the rest of my life than - than to help you with - with all those wonderful illusions of yours!

Roustabout: It's true. Everybody loves his illusions.

Magician: Loves them. They need them. Like they need the air.

Magician: Who's on top?

Ruby: Until Cowboy gets back, I'm driving the car.

Magician: The egg trick is OUT! But, nevertheless, we will show YOU how to put a large cake into OBLIVION!