Gretta Quotes in Liar Liar (1997)

Gretta: And your ex-wife called, she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.

Fletcher: Oh, I'm such a shit!

Gretta: I told you, I write songs from time to time.

Dan: What do you write them for?

Gretta: What do you mean what for? For my pleasure. And for my cat.

Dan: Oh really? Does he like them?

Gretta: She. Yes, she seems to.

Dan: How do you know?

Gretta: Because she purrs.

Dan: Maybe she's booing.

Gretta: No, she purrs at Leonard Cohen, too, and she has very good taste.

Dan: Maybe she's fucking with you.

Dan: That's some song you got there. I promise you it could be a big hit. Plus you're beautiful.

Gretta: I'm sorry, what's beauty got to do with anything?

Dan: Jesus, you're tricky, aren't you?