Johnny Chase Quotes in Entourage (2015)

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Johnny Chase Quotes:

  • Ari Gold: I gave you 100 million dollars. You agreed to not go over!

    Vincent Chase: Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.

    Johnny Chase: It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say 'no' but neither of you really believes you mean it, though.

    Ari Gold: What is he doing here?

  • [last lines]

    Johnny Chase: Victory!

  • Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.

    Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.

    Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.

    [bell rings]

    Turtle: How much time?

    Johnny Chase: 3 seconds!

    [Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]

  • Johnny Chase: You might want to put me in Iron Man 3.

    Jon Favreau: We did 3. 4 would be next.

    Johnny Chase: Iron Man 4! Downey's great don't get me wrong, I love Downey; he's just a little long in the tooth. I think you wanna go younger, man.

    Jon Favreau: If I recall, you're 5 years older than him.

  • Piers Morgan: So, you came to Hollywood first?

    Johnny Chase: I was the trailblazer.

    Piers Morgan: And then Vince followed.

    Johnny Chase: With Turtle - they lived in my house, rent free for the first year.

    Piers Morgan: But as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?

    Johnny Chase: I'm 40 years old and can quite possibly get an Oscar nom this year. Why the f### would I live at my baby brother's house?... I'm just staying there 'til my roof gets re-shingled.

  • Turtle: Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.

    Eric Murphy: It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.

    Johnny Chase: Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

  • Johnny Chase: Seriously bro, fuck Ari.

    E: Yeah, fuck him.

    Turtle: Fuck Ari.

    Vincent Chase: Thanks guys.

    [E receives a text]

    E: It's Ari.

    Johnny Chase: ...Think he heard us?

  • Shauna: You are in four scenes, and you expect me to get you a magazine cover?

    Johnny Chase: Scarlet Jo wasn't even on screen in Her, and she got a cover.

    Shauna: If you had her tits, I could get you a cover.

  • Johnny Chase: Look, all I'm saying is, you don't have to fall in love with every girl you fuck.

    Eric Murphy: You know, what I'm saying is that, unlike you, I like to have more of a connection than weather or not I have exact change.

    Johnny Chase: Please, I haven't paid for pussy in years... At least a year!

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