Grant Funkyerdoder Quotes in Date Movie (2006)

Julia Jones: You had me at hello.

Grant Funkyerdoder: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.

Grant Funkyerdoder: [voice-over reading his message to Julia] If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.

Julia Jones: On the internet?

Grant Funkyerdoder: [still in voice-over] No, not in "You've Got Mail," in "Sleepless in Seattle."

Grant Funkyerdoder: [faking an orgasm] OH, yeah. Oh yeah that's it! Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Y-y-y-y-yes! Whew... yes.

Waitress: So you're saying you want the porkchops?

Julia Jones: I'll have what he's having.

[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]

Grant Funkyerdoder: [shocked] Oh... Sorry

Frank Jones: That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.

Frank Jones: So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?

Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.

[pause]

Frank Jones: Funkyerdoder?

Julia Jones: Why is she in slow motion?

Grant Funkyerdoder: She likes to make an entrance.

Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.

Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.

Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...

Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?

Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.

[from the unrated version]

Frank Jones: Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?

Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled.

[pause]

Grant Funkyerdoder: F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.

Frank Jones: Fockyerdoder?