Therman Quotes in Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Therman: Now tell us, Barry, why did your wife leave? Spit it out of your mouth. Say it. Say it, boy.

Barry: I lost her clitoris!

Robin: You lost her clitoris?

Barry: She got mad because I couldn't find it, and I said 'It's probably in your purse,' because nine times out of 10 when she loses something, that's where they end up.

Robin: Barry, do you even know what that is?

Barry: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.

Therman: Don't worry Barry. I found it. It was in her purse. It was in her naughty purse.

Robin: Wow. Well thank God somebody found it, right?

Barry: I thought I found it under the couch. Turns out it was just an old piece of chewing gum.

Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."

Barry: I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*!

Therman: Get them out of my head!

Barry: You are no longer in control of me! I control you,and you are under my power!

[whispering]

Barry: I know everything. And I release you!