Kieran Quotes in Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?

Barry: No.

Kieran: That surprises me.

Kieran: Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor.

Julie: Kieran, You remember Tim?

Kieran: [nods] ... the stock broker.

Tim: No, no. I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets.

Kieran: So, kind of a stock broker.

Tim: Almost nothing like a stock broker.

Andy: What do you wanna do?

Kieran: Let's have sex.

Andy: That's a rare idea. All we do is have sex. I think one day you're gonna kill me if I can't perform.

Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, she knocks over a chair] Cocksucker!

Kieran: [Who had been addressing the crowd] Uh, only once. My dealer. I was very hard up for cash.

Kym: You're a lawyer?

Kieran: Was. For about five minutes.

Kym: Say something Legal.

Kieran: Tort.