Frank Jones Quotes in Date Movie (2006)

Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.

Julia Jones: How do you...?

Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.

Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.

Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey...

Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.

Frank Jones: Put some hummus on it

[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]

Grant Funkyerdoder: [shocked] Oh... Sorry

Frank Jones: That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.

Frank Jones: So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?

Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.

[pause]

Frank Jones: Funkyerdoder?

Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.

Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.

Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...

Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?

Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.

Frank Jones: [as Jinxers is humping Frank's dead mother] I didn't teach him how to do that!

Frank Jones: In the extras, Eddie Griffin shares his best pickup line, "Ya f*ckin'?"

[from the unrated version]

Frank Jones: Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?

Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled.

[pause]

Grant Funkyerdoder: F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.

Frank Jones: Fockyerdoder?

Frank Jones: [on a confession] This will do

Sir Adrian Chapple: Now perhaps you'll kindly return it

Sir Adrian Chapple: Now perhaps you'll kindly return it

[points a pistol at Frank]

Sir Adrian Chapple: I hate to be melodramatic... but...

[Frank seizes Chapple's wrist, causing him to shoot himself]

Frank Jones: [to Bob] You're a linguist. Who needs them?

Frank Jones: CPO Pratt. Pratt by name and prat by nature.

Frank Jones: I can't get over you doing the old James Bond.

Charles Greig: I should be so lucky. No birds, nothing stirred and not much shaken.