Linda Jones Quotes in Date Movie (2006)
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Linda Jones Quotes:
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Roz Fockyerdoder: [gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.
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Linda Jones: So Grant ever knock any one up?
Julia Jones: Mom!
Linda Jones: What? I want many grandchildren and how do I know if he's shooting blanks or not
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Linda Jones: So... Is it Harry?
Bernie Fockyerdoder: Is what hairy?
Linda Jones: Your name...
Bernie Fockyerdoder: No, actually it's Bernie.
Roz Fockyerdoder: Oh, but it is hairy...
[picks up carrot]
Roz Fockyerdoder: I mean picture this with 4 pounds of hair.
-- Linda Jones
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