Linda Jones Quotes in Date Movie (2006)

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Linda Jones Quotes:

  • Roz Fockyerdoder: [gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.

    Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.

    Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.

  • Linda Jones: So Grant ever knock any one up?

    Julia Jones: Mom!

    Linda Jones: What? I want many grandchildren and how do I know if he's shooting blanks or not

  • Linda Jones: So... Is it Harry?

    Bernie Fockyerdoder: Is what hairy?

    Linda Jones: Your name...

    Bernie Fockyerdoder: No, actually it's Bernie.

    Roz Fockyerdoder: Oh, but it is hairy...

    [picks up carrot]

    Roz Fockyerdoder: I mean picture this with 4 pounds of hair.

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