Gopher Quotes in Deep Cover (1992)

John Hull: [Narrating] Taft's partner Heranandez was a dirty cop, He needed a bust to look clean, so Barbosa decided to...

Hernandez: You going to make me wait? I'm telling Taft that I got people working, I need some busts or they're going to start wondering about me.

Gopher: They're already wondering.

Felix Barbossa: Relax man, I told you to come here. You can have Gopher if you want.

Felix Barbossa: How about a lawyer?

Gopher: Felix, what?

Hernandez: Lawyers are great, Jewish even better, but I need some Spades. Politicians like dark faces so they can scare the suburbs into voting Republican.

Felix Barbossa: Lawyers and spades? I got the trifecta, two dealers and a girl who does the wash, two niggers and a kike, all Democrats.

Hernandez: You're my man.

Ben the Cow: Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.

Otis the Cow: [Otis cellphone] HELLO MOTO!

[start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]

Gopher: Hey, Otis!

[giggles]

Gopher: Listen, I think your Nikes are...

Otis the Cow: [whispering] Yeah, this, really isn't the best time...

Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?

Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

Owl: Blast it all.

Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.

Owl: Eh, what's the charge?

Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.

Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.

Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.

Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...

Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.

Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.

Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.

Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.

Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.

Owl: Oh.

Gopher: First thing to be done is, uh, get rid of that bear; he's jamming up the whole project.

Owl: Dash it all, he *is* the project!

Gopher: If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.

Winnie the Pooh: Why?

Gopher: 'Cause it's "Winds-day."

Gopher: That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey.

Gopher: Sssssuffering Ssssssuccotash!