David Jason Quotes in Deep Cover (1992)

[David Jason describes a new drug. ]

David Jason: It's completely synthetic, therefore no growing, no refining, no peasants. Best of all, no international borders, no customs agents. There in that case in front of you are two detailed prospecti on marketing, anticipated cash flow, and so forth.

Hector Guzman: You racist Americans. You just want to cut us poor Hispanics completely out of the market.

David Jason: No, Mr. Guzman. I think you know that there's no such thing as an American anymore. No Hispanics, no Japanese, no blacks, no whites, no nothing. It's just rich people and poor people. The three of us are all rich, so we're on the same side.

David Jason: How come I like balling black chicks so much?

John Hull: I don't know. Maybe you feel like you're fucking a slave.

David Jason: What's the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

John Hull: Yeah, your mother and your father.

David Jason: A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things?

David Jason: What kind of monster have I created?

David Jason: With dreams begin responsibilities.

Nancy Jason: What did they do to you?

David Jason: They taught me what I needed to know: that they don't respect me, that I don't deserve respect.

Nancy Jason: Oh, David, you've gotta get out of this business. You have a wife and a daughter who love you. I love you. What more do you want?

David Jason: I want my cake and eat it too. I want my cake and eat it too.

David Jason: This is the greatest night of my life. Terrible, terrible, but great.

John Hull: David, come on. Take your feet off the couch. You don't do that at your mother's house, do you?

David Jason: Nouveau anal, I think this is called.

David Jason: Forget this Judeo-Christian bullshit. The same people that taught us virtue are the very ones who enslaved us, baby.

David Jason: [of designer drugs] They've gotten a bad name 'cause, uh, I mean, there's a limited market for Parkinson's disease.

David Jason: This is John Hull, my new associate.

Betty McCutcheon: Your new Eddie. I hear the old one wore out.

David Jason: Well. Factory recall. This is the advanced model.