Felix Barbossa Quotes in Deep Cover (1992)

Felix Barbossa: It's a good thing he never went to jail, Gopher, because if he came out, he'd have an asshole big enough to swallow a watermelon.

John Hull: [Narrating] Taft's partner Heranandez was a dirty cop, He needed a bust to look clean, so Barbosa decided to...

Hernandez: You going to make me wait? I'm telling Taft that I got people working, I need some busts or they're going to start wondering about me.

Gopher: They're already wondering.

Felix Barbossa: Relax man, I told you to come here. You can have Gopher if you want.

Felix Barbossa: How about a lawyer?

Gopher: Felix, what?

Hernandez: Lawyers are great, Jewish even better, but I need some Spades. Politicians like dark faces so they can scare the suburbs into voting Republican.

Felix Barbossa: Lawyers and spades? I got the trifecta, two dealers and a girl who does the wash, two niggers and a kike, all Democrats.

Hernandez: You're my man.

Felix Barbossa: You oughta kill a man sometime, David. It's... it's liberating.

Felix Barbossa: [after beating Eddie to death with a pool cue] So, John, what do you think?

John Hull: I think you made your point.