Frenchman Quotes in Speed Zone (1989)

Randolph van Sloan: I wonder if they're gonna feed us on this flight.

Frenchman: I... do not speak English... too good.

Randolph van Sloan: Francois?

Frenchman: Oui, oui. Francais.

Randolph van Sloan: Je ne parla... uh, je ne par... je ne parl... no speaka French.

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Hmmm?

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Uh, I'm on my way to L.A. to meet with my wife and two kids... uh, three kids. We're gonna have a nice little family reunion.

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Look, I don't have a problem with it. It's just not my thing, alright?

Frenchman: [holding a bag of peanuts] You wouldn't like?

Randolph van Sloan: Peanuts! Peanuts! Oh, thank you. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.

[Frenchman is blowing smoke in Deuce's face at an aquarium in Amsterdam]

Deuce Bigalow: Excuse me, but in America, we don't allow smoking in aquariums.

Frenchman: Excuse me, but in Europe, we don't unilaterally invade another country just to steal their oil!