Randolph van Sloan Quotes in Speed Zone (1989)

Randolph van Sloan: Uh, what do you think you're doing? What, are you crazy?

Nelson van Sloan: Relax. I've got a brilliant idea.

Randolph van Sloan: Yeah, well, so far I don't like it.

Nelson van Sloan: So far, you haven't even heard it.

Randolph van Sloan: Alright, what is it?

Nelson van Sloan: I'll tell you once we get to the airport.

Randolph van Sloan: Airport? What airport?

Nelson van Sloan: The Dulles Airport.

Randolph van Sloan: Are we going to Fresno?

Nelson van Sloan: Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?

Randolph van Sloan: Well, you said the dullest airport and the dullest airport I know of is in Fresno.

Nelson van Sloan: I didn't say dullEST! I said Dulles! Dulles! Read my lips!

Randolph van Sloan: I wonder if they're gonna feed us on this flight.

Frenchman: I... do not speak English... too good.

Randolph van Sloan: Francois?

Frenchman: Oui, oui. Francais.

Randolph van Sloan: Je ne parla... uh, je ne par... je ne parl... no speaka French.

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Hmmm?

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Uh, I'm on my way to L.A. to meet with my wife and two kids... uh, three kids. We're gonna have a nice little family reunion.

Frenchman: You would like my penis?

Randolph van Sloan: Look, I don't have a problem with it. It's just not my thing, alright?

Frenchman: [holding a bag of peanuts] You wouldn't like?

Randolph van Sloan: Peanuts! Peanuts! Oh, thank you. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.