Alec Stewart Quotes in Speed Zone (1989)

Vic DeRubis: Alec?

Alec Stewart: Did you talk to Big Wally?

Vic DeRubis: Yeah, yeah. I told him you got away on me. He was very... unhappy.

Alec Stewart: Trust me. It's the BRIGHTEST move you ever made.

Vic DeRubis: Yeah, well, meanwhile, my reputation as an enforcer has been permanently... soiled.

Alec Stewart: But when we win, you just say you caught up with me and I gave you the 50 grand, then we SPLIT the other 50 grand and everyones happy.

Vic DeRubis: Right. Hey! (Grabs Alec) WAIT A MINUTE! The deal is: I get 35, YOU get 15.

Alec Stewart: Isn't that what I said?

Vic DeRubis: You just said we'd split it.

Alec Stewart: But I didn't say we'd split it EVENLY. YOU get 15, and I get 35.

Both: Right.

Vic DeRubis: And if we don't win?

Alec Stewart: Then you kill me.

[Long silence, then both enter the Jag]

[Alec races towards the finish in the police car]

Alec Stewart: Four to one, Vic! The Jag wins!

Vic DeRubis: Yeah, but we're not in the Jag.

Alec Stewart: It doesn't matter, Vic! The Jag wins, we win!

Alec Stewart: [singing] But more, much more than this, I did it my way!

[Alec hides in the bathroom after the race is cancelled]

Vic DeRubis: Open it, Alec! There ain't no race, so I gotta kill you!

Alec Stewart: I can't let you do it, Vic! You'll hate yourself in the morning!