Flash Quotes in Speed Zone (1989)

Flash: Move over.

Valentino Rosatti: Huh?

Flash: Move *over*!

[Valentino climbs into the passenger seat]

Valentino Rosatti: Please, mister, it's not my fault. My brother Donato, he make me do this. Please, sir! Don't put me in jail with the Manson family!

[Flash climbs into the car]

Flash: Get your seatbelt on and put your hands on the dashboard. Come on! We've got some catching up to do.

Flash: That tells you where movie stars live! Is that the best one they had?

Valentino Rosatti: It's alright. I find Santa Monica Pier.

Flash: So, how do we get there?

Valentino Rosatti: [checking the map] Ah! Ah! Turn right here at Sly Stallone's house. Then it's a left at Lucy Ball's.

Flash: [looking at the house] That's Stallone's house?

Syreena: What are you into these days?

Flash: I thought you'd never ask. I'll show you.

[breaks through the door]

Syreena: Kung fu?

Flash: Mayhem!

Syreena: Still breaking through doors.

Syreena: Any word from Mom?

Flash: No, not yet.

Syreena: How long's it been?

Flash: Well, I bit the neighbor's dog on June 23rd.

Syreena: Got your letter.

Flash: Ain't that a bitch? Mama went to work one day and just disappeared, never came back.

Syreena: Well where's she work?

Flash: Cross foundation. I filed a missing person report, but the police arrested me for filing a false report, and they couldn't find her.

Flash: How come they ain't kidnapped you, Six Bits? You big time.

Six Bits: How come they ain't kidnapped you?

Flash: Oh I'm deferred.

Syreena: Listen, my MAMA's been kidnapped.

Six Bits: 3 to 1 you'll never see her again.

Flash: [rushes out the house with phone in hand] WHERE YOU BEEN? I've been calling all over for you!

Syreena: It's the Klan!

Flash: The Klan? I'll give emergency a buzz.

[Syreena rides off, on phone]

Flash: Emergency? Dear Abbey? Dear Abbey, I've got a problem!

Nick Wilde: Hey, Flash, wanna hear a joke?

Judy Hopps: NO!

Flash: Sure.

[Judy growls in annoyance]

Nick Wilde: OK. What do you call a three-humped camel?

Flash: I don't... know. What... do... you... call... a... three-humped... camel?

Nick Wilde: Pregnant!

[Nick laughs and elbows an irritated Judy. Flash's face lights up as the joke dawns on him and he slowly laughs]

Judy Hopps: [sarcastically] Ha ha! Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the task?

[from trailer]

Judy Hopps: We are in a REALLY big hurry!

Flash: I am... on...

Judy Hopps: [hopefully] It?

Flash: Break.

Judy Hopps: [growls irritably]

Nick Wilde: [Wilde, now a cop pulls over a speeding motorist] Flash?, Flash, Hundred-Yard Dash?

Flash: [Flash slowly rolls down the window and smiles sheepishly] Niiiiick.

Flash: Hey...

Judy Hopps: Wait, wait, wait!

Flash: ...Priscilla!

Judy Hopps: Oh, no!

Priscilla: Yes... Flash?

Flash: What... do...

Judy Hopps: No!

Flash: ...You call... a...

Judy Hopps: A three humped camel? Pregnant! Okay, great, we got it!

Flash: Three... humped...

Judy Hopps: Please, just...

[Rolls her eyes in exasperation]

Judy Hopps: Ughhh...

Pa Hercules: You leave me be. In the real world up there, I was just another rat. And down here, I also live like a rat. So what's the difference? Go away. I want to be alone.

Flash: Ah, banana oil.

Flash: The principal, Mr. Yodelbean, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms that said if anybody was gonna be late, they was gonna be punished.

Flash: [singing] F is Fay / Fi foh foo / F-U-C-K

Black Student Minstrals: You You You

King Fausto: [getting ready for battle; to Flash and Gramps] Hurry up!

Flash: [having sex with a fat woman] That's what we're trying to do.

Flash: Tell me? Is that a butler or is that a wiseguy?

Mike Rossini: Why should a guy like that pass himself off to me as a butler?

Flash: Because he's nuts! Or, maybe he wants to be near that tomato. You know some guys do very funny things when there's a lady in the case.

Mike Rossini: All the time he was fooling around with her, he's going to marry this pain-in-the-neck, heh?

Flash: Come on, stick 'em up, fancy pants.

Flash: Relax, Romeo. We're just gonna take you for a little ride.

Flash: Hello, Cookie. The Chief wants to see you in the living room. Toots sweet!

Flash: [Joan, the maid, has just served drinks and is walking away. Rossini and Flash look longingly after her] Flash: If you was married to her, would you sleep on the porch?