Erin Gilbert Quotes in Ghostbusters (2016)

Erin Gilbert: What year is it?

Jillian Holtzmann: It's 2040. Our president is a plant!

Erin Gilbert: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?

Jillian Holtzmann: You have the longest arms.

Jillian Holtzmann: Come here often?

Erin Gilbert: Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?

Jillian Holtzmann: Holtzmann.

Erin Gilbert: Erin.

Jillian Holtzmann: I've heard terrible things about you.

Kevin: Would it be okay if I bring my cat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.

Abby Yates: You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

Kevin: Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's My Cat.

Abby Yates: Your dog's name is My Cat?

Kevin: Mike Hat.

Erin Gilbert: Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

Abby Yates: I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.

Kevin: You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.

Agent Rorke: Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.

Jillian Holtzmann: It does?

Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?

Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.

Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?

Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.

Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?

Mayor Bradley: Sure.

Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...

Jillian Holtzmann: Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?

Erin Gilbert: Uh, it came with the shirt.

Jillian Holtzmann: [Holtzmann places metal collar attached to proton gun on Erin] Do you know your iron level?

Erin Gilbert: Mm-mm.

Jillian Holtzmann: It's fine.

Erin Gilbert: Kevin? That's a manly name! My name's Erin. With an E... for Every... thing you want.

Erin Gilbert: Holtzmann, come on!

Jillian Holtzmann: The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?

[Everyone notices a ghost perched on Patty's shoulders]

Abby Yates: Patty! Don't move!

Erin Gilbert: You got a, uh...

Patty Tolan: Nope, I'm tired.

Erin Gilbert: No. You got a...

Patty Tolan: I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?

Erin Gilbert: I, I don't really think that's a good idea.

Patty Tolan: No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost.

[as Patty slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost]

Patty Tolan: Really?

Erin Gilbert: That book you're holding is utter nonsense. I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.

Ed Mulgrave: It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

Erin Gilbert: What?

Ed Mulgrave: It's on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.

Erin Gilbert: [the Ghostbusters are surrounded by giant apparitions] I'm not good in a fight.

Abby Yates: Well, here's your chance to work on that.

Erin Gilbert: Proton guns are all well and good, but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

Abby Yates: I have one wonton! I have a tub of soup and one split wonton!

Erin Gilbert: I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis.

Abby Yates: There isn't even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.

Erin Gilbert: Books can't fly and neither can babies!

Abby Yates: We have over a hundred comments already. And they're not all crazies. Come here, I wanna show you this. Read that.

Erin Gilbert: Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghost.

Erin Gilbert: Oh my god, you killed a pilgrim!

Erin Gilbert: Let's go.

Abby Yates: Let's go.

Erin Gilbert: Oh.

Abby Yates: Oh.

Erin Gilbert: Did you want to...

Abby Yates: Oh, sorry. I'll let you. I'll let you.

Erin Gilbert: Next time.

Erin Gilbert: That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack.

[from trailer]

Abby Yates: It's a class 4 apparition.

Erin Gilbert: That's okay, she seems... peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics...

[the ghost throws up on her]