Jillian Holtzmann Quotes in Ghostbusters (2016)
Jillian Holtzmann Quotes:
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Erin Gilbert: What year is it?
Jillian Holtzmann: It's 2040. Our president is a plant!
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Patty Tolan: That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
Jillian Holtzmann: What was it?
Patty Tolan: Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.
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Jillian Holtzmann: [eating Pringles chips from the can] Just try saying no to these salty parabolas!
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Erin Gilbert: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
Jillian Holtzmann: You have the longest arms.
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Agent Hawkins: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Jillian Holtzmann: One?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Two?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Is it one?
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Jillian Holtzmann: Come here often?
Erin Gilbert: Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?
Jillian Holtzmann: Holtzmann.
Erin Gilbert: Erin.
Jillian Holtzmann: I've heard terrible things about you.
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Jillian Holtzmann: [smashes a guitar on stage and hands it back to its owner] Sorry. I can't buy you another one.
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Jillian Holtzmann: [Holstering her proton thrower] Forgot about my new toys.
Jillian Holtzmann: [Twin pistol-sized throwers emerge from her pack. She licks one] Let's go.
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Jillian Holtzmann: You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!
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Agent Rorke: Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
Jillian Holtzmann: It does?
Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.
Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley: Sure.
Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...
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Jillian Holtzmann: [singing like Glinda in "The Wizard of Oz"] Come out, come out, wherever you are...
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Jillian Holtzmann: Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
Erin Gilbert: Uh, it came with the shirt.
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Jillian Holtzmann: Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.
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Jillian Holtzmann: Safety lights are for dudes!
Rebecca Gorin: Safety lights are for dudes.
[They high-five]
Rebecca Gorin: I hate doing that.
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Jillian Holtzmann: You just got Holtzmanned, baby!
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Jillian Holtzmann: [Holtzmann places metal collar attached to proton gun on Erin] Do you know your iron level?
Erin Gilbert: Mm-mm.
Jillian Holtzmann: It's fine.
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Erin Gilbert: Holtzmann, come on!
Jillian Holtzmann: The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?
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Abby Yates: [Holtzmann is dancing to 'Rhythm of the Night'] I don't mean to DeBarge in!
Jillian Holtzmann: Is that by DeBarge? I thought it was Devo.
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[after playing the "farting" EVP tape to Erin]
Jillian Holtzmann: Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came out the front?
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Jillian Holtzmann: Virgo. Avid skier. Gluten-full. And 100% jazzed to meet you.
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[disassembling Rowan's device]
Jillian Holtzmann: I would have used aluminum but I'm crazy.
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Abby Yates: Come on Rowan, show yourself!
Rowan North: [disembodied voice] What form would you prefer I take?
Jillian Holtzmann: Uh, maybe something stationary. Like a bull's-eye.
Patty Tolan: Well I'll tell you what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
Rowan North: [Manifests as the Ghostbuster's logo] Oh. Is that what you want? Something more familiar?
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