Jillian Holtzmann Quotes in Ghostbusters (2016)

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Jillian Holtzmann Quotes:

  • Erin Gilbert: What year is it?

    Jillian Holtzmann: It's 2040. Our president is a plant!

  • Patty Tolan: That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.

    Jillian Holtzmann: What was it?

    Patty Tolan: Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: [eating Pringles chips from the can] Just try saying no to these salty parabolas!

  • Erin Gilbert: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?

    Jillian Holtzmann: You have the longest arms.

  • Agent Hawkins: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?

    Jillian Holtzmann: One?

    Agent Rorke: No.

    Jillian Holtzmann: Two?

    Agent Rorke: No.

    Jillian Holtzmann: Is it one?

  • Jillian Holtzmann: Come here often?

    Erin Gilbert: Sorry, hello. Who are - who are you?

    Jillian Holtzmann: Holtzmann.

    Erin Gilbert: Erin.

    Jillian Holtzmann: I've heard terrible things about you.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: [smashes a guitar on stage and hands it back to its owner] Sorry. I can't buy you another one.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: [Holstering her proton thrower] Forgot about my new toys.

    Jillian Holtzmann: [Twin pistol-sized throwers emerge from her pack. She licks one] Let's go.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!

  • Agent Rorke: Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.

    Jillian Holtzmann: It does?

    Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?

    Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.

    Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?

    Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.

    Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?

    Mayor Bradley: Sure.

    Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...

  • Jillian Holtzmann: [singing like Glinda in "The Wizard of Oz"] Come out, come out, wherever you are...

  • Jillian Holtzmann: Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?

    Erin Gilbert: Uh, it came with the shirt.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: Safety lights are for dudes!

    Rebecca Gorin: Safety lights are for dudes.

    [They high-five]

    Rebecca Gorin: I hate doing that.

  • Jillian Holtzmann: You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

  • Jillian Holtzmann: [Holtzmann places metal collar attached to proton gun on Erin] Do you know your iron level?

    Erin Gilbert: Mm-mm.

    Jillian Holtzmann: It's fine.

  • Erin Gilbert: Holtzmann, come on!

    Jillian Holtzmann: The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?

  • Abby Yates: [Holtzmann is dancing to 'Rhythm of the Night'] I don't mean to DeBarge in!

    Jillian Holtzmann: Is that by DeBarge? I thought it was Devo.

  • [after playing the "farting" EVP tape to Erin]

    Jillian Holtzmann: Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came out the front?

  • Jillian Holtzmann: Virgo. Avid skier. Gluten-full. And 100% jazzed to meet you.

  • [disassembling Rowan's device]

    Jillian Holtzmann: I would have used aluminum but I'm crazy.

  • Abby Yates: Come on Rowan, show yourself!

    Rowan North: [disembodied voice] What form would you prefer I take?

    Jillian Holtzmann: Uh, maybe something stationary. Like a bull's-eye.

    Patty Tolan: Well I'll tell you what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.

    Rowan North: [Manifests as the Ghostbuster's logo] Oh. Is that what you want? Something more familiar?

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