Cabbie Quotes in Ghostbusters (2016)
Cabbie Quotes:
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Cabbie: I don't go to Chinatown, I don't drive wackos, and I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
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Cabbie: Brain? Brain, I brought somebody to see you.
Snake Plissken: [recognizes Brain] Harold Helman...
Brain: Snake?
Maggie: [curious] Harold?
Snake Plissken: How you been, Harold? It's been a long time.
Maggie: You never told me you knew Snake Plissken, Brain.
Cabbie: Isn't that great? Hey, Brain, I could use some gas if you could spare some.
Snake Plissken: I'm glad you remember me. Yeah, a man should remember his past. Kansas City, four years ago, you ran out on me... You left me sittin' there.
Brain: You were late.
Snake Plissken: [bitterly] We were buddies, Harold. You, me, and Fresno Bob. You know what they did to Bob, huh?
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Snake Plissken: Where's the President?
Cabbie: The Duke got him. Everybody knows the Duke's got him. You don't have to put a gun to my head. I'll tell you.
Snake Plissken: Who's the Duke?
Cabbie: The Duke? The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that's who!
Snake Plissken: I wanna meet this Duke.
Cabbie: You can't meet the Duke! Are you crazy? Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead!
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Cabbie: [Snake runs into Cabbie's taxi cab while being chased by the Crazies] Bad neighborhood, Snake! You don't want to be walking from the Bowery to 42nd Street at night. I've been driving a cab here for 30 years and I'm telling you: you don't walk around here at night! Yes, sir! Those Crazies'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat! Usually I'm not down around here myself, but I wanted to catch that show. That stuff is like gold around here, you know.
[Cabbie casually lights a Molotov cocktail and throws it at approaching Crazies, which explodes in front of them, stopping them... and Cabbie speeds away with Snake in his taxi]
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Cabbie: Hey! Cops!
Vendor: Huh? What?
Cabbie: Cops! And they ain't carryin' no picket signs!
Vendor: They going to kick somebody ass!
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Cabbie: You travel light.
Edward Carnby: I carry enough baggage for the both of us.
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Giles Redferne: [sternly] Lest you favor throttlings to the ears and face, bear west here.
Cabbie: [to himself] They wonder why we hate the Lakers.
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Cabbie: [playing ethnic music with no words] Do you guys like this music?
Kar, Monk With No Name: ...Yea!
Cabbie: It's the bomb diggity.
[phone rings]
Cabbie: Excuse me I have to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.
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Burt Wilson: Give me 20 bucks for the cabbie, quick.
Sean Armstrong: Keep the change.
Cabbie: [sarcastically] Gee! A whole quarter.
Burt Wilson: A quarter? Gimme that! This ain't Christmas!
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Cabbie: Everybody fasten your seat belts, I want to try something. I saw it in a cartoon once but I think I can make it work.
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Cabbie: [impatiently, in folksy Hispanic accent] And the fare is right there on the meter, 29 dollar. Open your wallet and let the moths out.
Burt Munro: I'm doing it, I'm doing it. There you go, 29 dollars.
Cabbie: No, don't forget the tip.
Burt Munro: What?
Cabbie: [sarcastically] Yes, we tip in America. 10 percent.
Burt Munro: How much?
Cabbie: [with more emphasis] 10 percent.
Burt Munro: Oh yeah, there you go, 10 cents.
[hands over a coin and exits cab]
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Mark David Chapman: Hey, listen. You know those ducks? The ones in Central Park.
Cabbie: Huh?
Mark David Chapman: The ducks. The ones that swim around that lake in Central Park. Do you know it?
Cabbie: You wanna go there?
Mark David Chapman: No, no.
[pauses]
Mark David Chapman: Well yeah, maybe I will. It's just in the winter, when the lake freezes, where do they go?
Cabbie: What are you saying?
Mark David Chapman: What happens to them? To the ducks. Where do they go? Where are they now?
Cabbie: You gotta be kidding me, right?
[mumbles to himself]
Cabbie: Alright buddy, so where do you want me to take you? For real.
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Claire Foster: I love you Phil, but your plans are the worst!
Cabbie: Look here, you two need to get your married-people-stuff together when my life is not at stake, okay?
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Cabbie: Let's get this thing movin'! What the hell is your problem?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [shouting] Shut your pie hole, we're working here!
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Cabbie: Let me see a badge!
Kirgo: [holds up gun] This is my badge!
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Cabbie: Hey, man, what's so fuckin' funny?
Bellingham: Oh, I was just thinkin' of this guy I know. Couldn't distinguish a third dynasty sacred scroll from a piece of post-Alexandrian pictogram porn.
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[Frank and Jane approach the first cab with an Arabic driver]
Frank Drebin: Does that radio work?
Cabbie: [replies in Arabic]
[they move to a second cab with a Jamaican driver]
Frank Drebin: Call Police Squad! Tell 'em Frank Drebin says...
Cabbie: [replies in Jamaican]
[they move to a third cab with an African driver]
Frank Drebin: Forget it.
[they immediately leave]
Cabbie: [British accent] I wonder what the devil he wanted!
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Cabbie: Hey, move your shit fat girl.
Neil: I'm a guy, asshole.
[Pounds on the cab]
Neil: a fat guy.
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Lou Peckinpaugh: No tip. There's been a death in the family.
Cabbie: I wish it was you!
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Cabbie: Well, here, read it - or am I expecting too much?
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Cabbie: To err is human, to forgive is humaner!
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Cabbie: When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over."
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Cabbie: Ya know, the pills are made of monkey cum.
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[last lines]
Cabbie: So there go, you have your happy ending. Now get out! Because nowhere on your ticket does it say that you can sleep here!
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Cabbie: So what does this whole story mean? The only way to be happy is to know you won't be happy every single day. Lalalalalala. It sounds better in the original Croatian.
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Cabbie: There's an old Romanian folksong my Grandma used to sing to me. It goes: Life is short and life is shit and soon it will be over!
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Cabbie: Hey, make way for a real Human Being!
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Cabbie: What the hell. All a nigger needs are loose shoes, tight pussies, and a warm place to shit.
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Cabbie: [looking towards old, scruffy building] Posada San Marsol. One of our much very best hotels!
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