Emmannuelle Prevert Quotes in Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)

Emile Prevert: Why me? You could have Tom, Dick or Harry.

Emmannuelle Prevert: I don't want Tom or Harry!

Immigration Officer: What is your purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom?

Emmannuelle Prevert: To make some friends with ze British.

Immigration Officer: Is the purpose of your visit business or pleasure?

Emmannuelle Prevert: Pleasure... definitely.

[Lyons, the butler, meets the Emmannuelle for the first time. She turns up to surprise her husband at the French Ambassador's Residence in Central London]

Lyons: Can I help you?

Emmannuelle Prevert: I am your mistress.

Lyons: Oh my gawd!

[Panicked, he slams the door. Pause, to himself:]

Lyons: I don't have a mistress!

[Opening the door again:]

Lyons: I don't have a mistress.

Emmannuelle Prevert: You have now! To begin with you can tell the Ambassador that his wife is here!

Emile Prevert: Cheri, Loins...

Lyons: His excellency meant Lyons, madam. My name is Lyons.

Emmannuelle Prevert: I prefer Loins.

Lyons: Likewise, madam.

Emmannuelle Prevert: Turn over!

Emile Prevert: No, no! I don't like.

Emmannuelle Prevert: Emile, I am a woman. I am your wife; you should not have to hide anyway from me.

Emile Prevert: There's not much to hide!

Emmannuelle Prevert: They are very sexy, these guards.

Leyland: When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.

Emmannuelle Prevert: What is the matter with them? They never even looked at me!

Leyland: Well, they're not allowed to, not on duty. Do you know, you could strip in front of one of them and they wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Emmannuelle Prevert: We will see about that. Take me to St. James' palace, Leyland.

Emmannuelle Prevert: Nudity is perfectly natural.

Emile Prevert: No, no! Even Adam and Eve had a fig leaf.

Emile Prevert: I was saying, my wife is a beter diplomat than I!

Emmannuelle Prevert: Yes, I have it off with everybody!

Emmannuelle Prevert: Er... she means hit it off, she means she hits it off with everybody!

The Prime Minister: What were you doing in the far east, my dear?

Emmannuelle Prevert: Sleeping around mostly.

Emile Prevert: Er... she means sleeping around in many parts of the world.

Harry Hernia: I'm determined to go out with a bang!

Emmannuelle Prevert: That's exactly what I had in mind...

Immigration Officer: What is your husband's occupation?

Emmannuelle Prevert: I am!