Zazie Quotes in Zazie dans le métro (1960)

Zazie: What's a hormosessual?

Albertine: A man who wears blue jeans.

Zazie: You're spoofing me.

Zazie: Are you a homosessual?

Charles: I look like a fruit?

Zazie: No, you're the driver.

Charles: You see?

Zazie: See what? So why aren't you married?

Charles: Can't find my dream girl.

Zazie: You're a snob.

Zazie: I'm waiting for the others to go see Uncle dance.

Madame Mouaque: That elephant dances?

Zazie: In a tutu, too!

[last lines]

Zazie: I grew up some.

Zazie: When Mom's got a new squeeze, it's so long, family!

Zazie: We taking the metro, Unc?

Zazie: What makes him a homosessual? 'Cause he wears perfume?

Charles: You got it.

Zazie: That's no crime.

Charles: Of course not.

Zazie: [to Albertine from departing train] Goodbye, sir.

Zazie: [in a Paris flea market] ... they got American military surpluses, too?

Trouscaillon: Of course! And great French fries, made right that afternoon.

Zazie: I'll take the American military surpluses.

Trouscaillon: They got mussels, too. That don't screw you all up.

Zazie: They got those American blue jeans?

Trouscaillon: Of course! And their compasses too, and that's not all...

Zazie: Fuck all that, I just want the blue jeans.

Zazie: When's the strike over?

Uncle Gabriel: Dunno. I don't do politics.

Charles: It ain't politics. It's about bucks.

Zazie: Mister, you ever go on strike?

Charles: Gotta, to get fares hiked.

Zazie: [Referring to Charlie's taxi] You oughta pay people to ride in this stinking crate!

Zazie: Say, Unc, when you guys spout crap, you do it on purpose?

Zazie: Bull. You never tell the truth.

Uncle Gabriel: The truth? As if you knew what truth was. As if anybody knew. It's all a lot of hooey.

Zazie: What a swell town!

Zazie: You must be repressed. Wait for me. Tell me about your hang-ups. You scared of women?

Charles: There she goes again! Sexuality all over the place, all the time! Excrementation! Putrefaction! All dames have one-track minds!