Lyons Quotes in Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)
Lyons Quotes:
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[Lyons, the butler, meets the Emmannuelle for the first time. She turns up to surprise her husband at the French Ambassador's Residence in Central London]
Lyons: Can I help you?
Emmannuelle Prevert: I am your mistress.
Lyons: Oh my gawd!
[Panicked, he slams the door. Pause, to himself:]
Lyons: I don't have a mistress!
[Opening the door again:]
Lyons: I don't have a mistress.
Emmannuelle Prevert: You have now! To begin with you can tell the Ambassador that his wife is here!
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Emile Prevert: Cheri, Loins...
Lyons: His excellency meant Lyons, madam. My name is Lyons.
Emmannuelle Prevert: I prefer Loins.
Lyons: Likewise, madam.
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Lyons: It says scopophilia is the more urgent form of voyeurism.
Leyland: Hmm?
Lyons: The need to watch others undress.
Leyland: Blimey, I've had that for years.
Lyons: Not with an entire football team.
Leyland: No I'm a rugby man, mate! Different shaped balls.
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Bono: Your daddy got a promotion on the rubbish. He gonna be the first colored driver. Ain't got to do nothin' but sit up there and read the paper, like them white fellas.
Lyons: Hey, Pop, if you knew how to read, you'd be all right.
Bono: Nah, nah. You mean if the nigger knew how to drive, he'd be all right.Been fighting with them people about driving and ain't even got a license.
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Lyons: See you, Uncle Gabe!
Gabriel: Lyons! King of the Jungle!
-- Lyons
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