Leyland Quotes in Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)

Emmannuelle Prevert: They are very sexy, these guards.

Leyland: When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.

Emmannuelle Prevert: What is the matter with them? They never even looked at me!

Leyland: Well, they're not allowed to, not on duty. Do you know, you could strip in front of one of them and they wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Emmannuelle Prevert: We will see about that. Take me to St. James' palace, Leyland.

Leyland: [shouting to the deaf Richmond] You for coffee?

Leyland: No thanks, I'm staying here!

Leyland: [shouting to the deaf Richmond] You for coffee?

Richmond: No thanks, I'm staying here!

Leyland: I'm driving you now in a Daimler pervertible. The hood doesn't go down, but the chauffeur does!

Lyons: It says scopophilia is the more urgent form of voyeurism.

Leyland: Hmm?

Lyons: The need to watch others undress.

Leyland: Blimey, I've had that for years.

Lyons: Not with an entire football team.

Leyland: No I'm a rugby man, mate! Different shaped balls.