Emily Pear Quotes in The Boyfriend School (1990)

Emily Pear: What's your daughters name?

Lizzie Potts: Annabelle. Or piglet, mostly piglet.

Trout: [Takes Lobo's totem necklace from Emily] Baby cakes what is this?

Emily Pear: It's nothing I found it.

Trout: Oh, I like it. Let me have it. For an engagement present.

Emily Pear: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the man supposed to give the woman an engagement present? Something in the form of a ring?

Emily Pear: Gay? Diseased? Married... ugh!

Gus Kubicek: Emily.

Emily Pear: Lobo!

Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...

Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?

Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...

Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?

Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...

Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me, I don't care if you're married. I know that you're leaving, I know we'll only have this one night but I want it Lobo. I want the memories.

Gus Kubicek: Emily... I...

[Emily proceeds to kiss him interrupting his words]