Gus Kubicek Quotes in The Boyfriend School (1990)

Gus Kubicek: I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.

Gus Kubicek: Spirits for the spirits.

Gus Kubicek: And now, ladies and gentleman, the one the only microwave lounge singer!

Lizzie Potts: Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...

Gus Kubicek: Do you mind not indexing my garbage?

Lizzie Potts: What's this?

Gus Kubicek: Oh please, by all means, review my mail.

Lizzie Potts: Get well cards?

Gus Kubicek: When you're through, my diary is upstairs.

Gus Kubicek: Emily.

Emily Pear: Lobo!

Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...

Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?

Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...

Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?

Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...

Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me, I don't care if you're married. I know that you're leaving, I know we'll only have this one night but I want it Lobo. I want the memories.

Gus Kubicek: Emily... I...

[Emily proceeds to kiss him interrupting his words]