Trout Quotes in The Boyfriend School (1990)

Trout: [Takes Lobo's totem necklace from Emily] Baby cakes what is this?

Emily Pear: It's nothing I found it.

Trout: Oh, I like it. Let me have it. For an engagement present.

Emily Pear: Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the man supposed to give the woman an engagement present? Something in the form of a ring?

Trout: I'm a bit apprehensive about finding the others, sir. Do you think you know where we are?

Waverley: Trout, I don't think; I know.

Trout: I don't think you know either, sir.

Waverly: Come along, Trout, strike camp.

Trout: Yeah, we ought to get these tents down, too, sir, and be on our way. And, what about Baker? Should we dispose of his body?

Waverly: I don't know about his body, but I think we should give his head a decent burial.

Trout: We're looking for a mad man, sir.

Lombardo, Shipping Agent: Well, you've bloody well found one! Do you realize this is Saturday afternoon?

Trout: We could search the mountain...

Waverly: Trout, one needs a warrant to search. You should know that by now.

Trout: I am aware, sir, but...

Waverly: We can't just storm into someone else's mountain. This isn't Hyde Park, you know.

Trout: Every time we build a better mousetrap, sir, Phibes just builds a better mouse.

Trout: But no one's ever gotten the better of Phibes, sir. To our uncertain knowledge he's already killed fifteen men. You can't hope to win!

Waverly: And just why was the principle witness allowed to leave the country?

Trout: It was a peculiar matter and we were dealing with a very difficult gentleman.

Waverly: Well, I've got news for you Trout. You're dealing with an even more difficult one right now!

Waverly: Maybe he won't come back.

Trout: Oh, it's Phibes, all right, sir... and he always comes back.

Trout: Phibes must have used that storm last night as cover.

Waverly: Used it? He probably summoned it!

Trout: But you haven't got a chance!

Waverly: He'll chop you down like the rest of them!

Biederbeck: I'm not like the rest of them! Phibes may put the fear of God in you, but not me. Now stay out of my way!

Trout: Phibes has finally failed, eh?

Biederbeck: No, he's won!