Eldon Quotes in Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Melanie Carmichael: [referring to Bobby Ray] Oh why don't you just go to a gay bar!
Eldon: [walks up and puts arm around Bobby Ray] Now, what would Bobby Ray do at a gay bar?
[realizes, takes arm away and backs up]
Eldon: I've been dancing with this girl, Julia.
Dallin: Oh flip, dude, she's a cutie.
Eldon: Yeah, but she uses a DayTimer, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Hyrum: Jon, we need you to give us a ride.
Jonathan: I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes.
Hyrum: Come on, man, it's just to the stake center.
Jonathan: Why can't Zak take you.
Dallin: He took his car bungee jumping.
Jonathan: Well, when will he be back?
Eldon: No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping.
[about the girls at a ward party]
Eldon: What do you care? You're going on a mission.
Dallin: I need someone to write to me.
Eldon: Dallin, I've seen your grades, you need somebody to read to you.
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