Clinton Quotes in Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Clinton: Well hell's bells, if it ain't Felony Melanie.
Nate: May I PLEASE be excused?
Carolyn Carmichael: No, you may not. You're gonna sit there until you eat every black eyed pea on your plate.
[to the kids]
Carolyn Carmichael: And when I come home tonight, I want this kitchen clean.
Clinton: [the kids groan] See what you started, Nate? Shoot!
Nate: I HATE Black-eyed peas!
Carolyn Carmichael: Yeah, that's right! There's no reason why your father and I should have to run around here cleaning up after you shifty Negroes!
Clinton: Daddy don't make us clean up, don't you, Daddy?
Woody Carmichael: [Pouring lemonade in glass] I ain't in this. Leave me out of this.
Carolyn Carmichael: Your daddy may not mind but your momma do. I'm going with your father to a gig tonight and when I come home, this house BET-TER be clean. I'll be goddamed if I should have to do anything when I come home from work but sleep and relax!
Clinton: Wait. Isn't Ricky Martin Cuban?
Clinton: Is it true nuns are married to God?
Father Bailey: Yes. Yes, nuns have taken a vow of celibacy.
Clinton: Didn't YOU?
Father Bailey: Yes. Yes, I did.
Clinton: So, are you married to God, too?
Father Bailey: I think I know where you're going with this, Clifford, and I... I-I'm not gay. And neither's God. Ask Sister Vasquez. Of course, you know, the wife's usually the last one to find out.
Clinton: [dressed gayly and getting hit on by a guy] Scram, loser. I'm as straight as they come.
Bartender: Sure you are, yummy boy.
Clinton: This closet's closed.
Clinton: Mr. Sharp... Now them white boys here, They is getting obstreperous.
Dustin: It's all about the night.
Clinton: It's all about the night.
Clinton: What do you want me to do, drop trou right here and now?
Eric, Berson: Yes!
Berson: Dude, Clinton, just take the pill and stick it up your ass. It's not brain surgery.
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