Bobby Ray Quotes in Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

Melanie Carmichael: I forgot how beautiful it is around here.

Bobby Ray: Guess it doesn't take much for you to forget a lot of things.

Melanie Carmichael: Bobby Ray, it's not like that.

Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one 'round here that you run out on.

Bobby Ray: We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?

Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.

Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?

Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.

Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.

Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type, I mean...

[laughter]

Bobby Ray: Guys just get a stick, lets play some pool, alright? And if ya can't find a cue just pull the one shoved up her ass.

Bobby Ray: You know us Southerns. I mean, the minute the Confederacy died it became immortal.

[roughly chuckles]

Bobby Ray: Well, aren't you just a big fat liar.

Bobby Ray: What'd I ever do to you?

Melanie Carmichael: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!

Bobby Ray: Melanie?

[referring to the male 'reporter' with Melanie]

Bobby Ray: What are YOU doin' in the closet?

Bobby Ray: [Opening the door to see Jake and Andrew. Obviously thinks Andrew is attractive] What's going on, Jake?

Melanie Carmichael: Bobby Ray, it's not like that.

Bobby Ray: No, I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.

Bobby Ray: Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

Bobby Ray: Don't cry, Miss Chi-Chi, please don't cry... Miss Chi-Chi, if you were my girl, you'd never cry for anything, except... maybe... for happiness.

Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: You said a mouthful

Bobby Ray: Well ladies, welcome to Snydersville.

Vida Boheme: Thank you.