Eggbert Quotes in They Came Together (2014)
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Eggbert Quotes:
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Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
-- Eggbert -
Brenda: Desert's almost ready. Who wants coffee?
Eggbert: I would love a double-cream, no coffee.
Valerie: I'll have a half mocha macchiato.
Teddy: I'll have a caf, half latte caramel venti frappuccino.
Molly, Joel: Boy, whatever happened to just good old regular coffee?
Molly: ...Asshole.
Joel: Cunt.
-- Eggbert -
Molly: [playing charades, acting like a shark]
Brenda: Paws!
Valerie: Laws!
Eggbert: Jizz!
Teddy: Jews!
Bob: Time's up.
Molly: Jaws. I was doing Jaws.
-- Eggbert
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