Easy Quotes in Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Thelonius: And what have we here?

Bob: Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.

Zootie: He's of foreign extraction, your honor.

Easy: Possibly even an alien.

Easy: I don't think they're teaching manners anymore at the schools.

Marg: I guess not.

Easy: So how's business?

Marg: Pretty slow. What are you doing here Easy?

Easy: Getting rid of stuff we don't need anymore.

Marg: Georgia, you must know Mr. Kimbrough, he's the butcher.

Georgia: I'm a vegetarian.

Easy: We like that.

Marg: This is my granddaughter, Georgia.

Easy: Granddaughter indeed. And the hoverer, my son Dwight and with his permission you can call him Beagle.

Marg: Hey Ease, I want to ask you something. Did you notice anything funny about the way your son was looking at my Georgia today?

Easy: Beagle? Oh, no m'am, that's just Beagle. He has absolutely no game in that area, trust me.

Easy: It was a real simple ceremony. We tried to call you in New York. Your number didn't work. We couldn't get a hold of you. I'm sorry, bud.

Easy: What the hell are you doing up there?

Guy: I didn't get the mail til this morning. I would have been here, I've been on the road.

Easy: I know.

Guy: There's a hole in mom's sewing room.

Easy: I know.

Guy: What happened?

Easy: Soon to be promoted to PFC: private fucking civilian!

Easy: I'm so short you gotta dig a hole to kick my ass.

Easy: When OD goes to heaven, he'll be looking for booby traps...

Easy: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.

Easy: I'm so short I can parachute off a dime.

Easy: I'm so short I could tickle a pissant under the chin.

Easy: You two are noisier than two skeletons f***ing on a tin roof.