Easy Quotes in Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Thelonius: And what have we here?
Bob: Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.
Zootie: He's of foreign extraction, your honor.
Easy: Possibly even an alien.
Easy: I don't think they're teaching manners anymore at the schools.
Marg: I guess not.
Easy: So how's business?
Marg: Pretty slow. What are you doing here Easy?
Easy: Getting rid of stuff we don't need anymore.
Marg: Georgia, you must know Mr. Kimbrough, he's the butcher.
Georgia: I'm a vegetarian.
Easy: We like that.
Marg: This is my granddaughter, Georgia.
Easy: Granddaughter indeed. And the hoverer, my son Dwight and with his permission you can call him Beagle.
Marg: Hey Ease, I want to ask you something. Did you notice anything funny about the way your son was looking at my Georgia today?
Easy: Beagle? Oh, no m'am, that's just Beagle. He has absolutely no game in that area, trust me.
Easy: It was a real simple ceremony. We tried to call you in New York. Your number didn't work. We couldn't get a hold of you. I'm sorry, bud.
Easy: What the hell are you doing up there?
Guy: I didn't get the mail til this morning. I would have been here, I've been on the road.
Easy: I know.
Guy: There's a hole in mom's sewing room.
Easy: I know.
Guy: What happened?
Easy: Soon to be promoted to PFC: private fucking civilian!
Easy: I'm so short you gotta dig a hole to kick my ass.
Easy: When OD goes to heaven, he'll be looking for booby traps...
Easy: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.
Easy: I'm so short I can parachute off a dime.
Easy: I'm so short I could tickle a pissant under the chin.
Easy: You two are noisier than two skeletons f***ing on a tin roof.
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