Eazy-E Quotes in Straight Outta Compton (2015)

Eazy-E: Hey, ya'll lookin for Felicia?

Felicia's Man: She in there or what?

Eazy-E: She kinda preoccupied with some real nigga dick.

Felicia's Man: [Revealing the gun] The fuck you say little nigga?

Eazy-E: [Comes out with a machine gun, Cube and Ren behind him with guns too] I said, she got a muthafuckin dick in her mouth nigga!

Jerry Heller: [from trailer] What's NWA stand for, anyway? "No Whites Allowed", something like that? *chuckles*

Eazy-E: No...

[pause]

Eazy-E: Niggaz Wit' Attitudes.

Ice Cube: [watching a crowd destroy their records] Ain't that some shit? Speak a little truth and people lose their minds.

Eazy-E: See, the truth is, they can do whatever they want with them. They bought them motherfuckers.

Eazy-E: [doing a rap song] Cruising down the street in my '64

Dr. Dre: That was dope, E. That shit was dope, man!

Eazy-E: They want N.W.A, let's give em N.W.A.

Eazy-E: I liked 'Boyz 'n the Hood.'

Ice Cube: You called it an Afterschool Special.

Eazy-E: I like Afterschool Specials.

[Eazy is in a hospital after collapsing in a recording session]

Tomica: Aren't you gonna say something? What is it? A respiratory infection, pneumonia, what?

Young Doctor: Yes, well, it is those things and more, I'm afraid. We ran a full blood battery and... I'm sorry, Mr. Wright, but you've tested positive for HIV.

Eazy-E: Get the fuck outta here.

Tomica: What?

Young Doctor: The normal T-cell count is anywhere between 500 and 1500. Right now, your T-cell count is 14.

Eazy-E: But I ain't no faggot.

Young Doctor: No, Mr. Wright, actually the virus can be transmitted in quite a few ways, including unprotected heterosexual sex.

Eazy-E: That's wrong. You... you gotta test that again. Test that again.

Young Doctor: We've run the test five times, with five different samples, and the results remain.

Tomica: Shit!

[Tomica storms out of the room]

Eazy-E: She's pregnant, Doc! What does this mean?

Young Doctor: It doesn't necessarily mean that she's contracted the virus, but... we'll have to test her, to be sure.

Eazy-E: So what do we do? When do we start the the treatment? I mean, what... I gotta get healthy, I got things to do. I got... What's we supposed to do?

Young Doctor: Mr. Wright, you need to understand that you are very, very sick.

Eazy-E: But I don't even feel that bad Doc, don't tell me that.

Young Doctor: With care, and palliative care, we can probably keep you comfortable for... maybe six months, at the very most.

[by this time, Eazy is in a deep panic and is beginning to cry]

Eazy-E: Comfortable? What do you mean comfortable?

Young Doctor: It's just a matter of time. I am, I am truly, truly sorry, Mr. Wright. I'll leave you time to process this.

[the doctor leaves the room, leaving Eazy helpless as he cries]

[Eric is upset that Jerry had embezzled money from him]

Eazy-E: Here's what's about to happen. I'm gonna get N.W.A back together. And you ain't gonna have nothing to do with it this time.

Jerry Heller: Why the fuck can you even say something like that? What the fuck is going on with you, man? I know what's good for you, I know what's good for Ruthless, and we have worked up a trust after years of hard work and that trust is our foundation, Eric. I don't give a shit.

[Eric is coughing]

Jerry Heller: [concerned] Eric? How is it man? Are you okay?

Eazy-E: Trust? Trust is a muthafucka!

Jerry Heller: Is it? May I ask you something? Eric, If what I'm doing is so illegal, how come I've never been sued? If I'm such a fucking thief, such a liar, such a motherfucker, how come nobody's ever come to collect? Because this is business. And this is how it works. And it's not always pretty, no. Do I cover my own ass? Do I cover my own end? Absolutely. But don't you dare fucking tell me that I have not taken care of you. Don't you fucking tell me that I've not had your back from day one! DAY ONE!

Eazy-E: Is this taking care of me?

Jerry Heller: Are you fucking kidding me? It's taking care of the whole fucking thing! It's business!

[repeating what he said earlier]

Jerry Heller: And this is how it works. Have I covered my end? Do I cover my ass? Absolutely. But don't you dare fucking tell me that I have not taken care of you.

Eazy-E: Is this business too?

Jerry Heller: Yes, this is business, this is how fucked up it can get. But I didn't start this! I didn't fuck it up! You did!

Eazy-E: No, you did. You're fired, Jerry.

[Eric leaves Jerry's house]

[Jerry Heller pauses No Vaseline, a diss track made by Ice Cube, after hearing him being mentioned as a Jew]

Dj Yella: That's shit's kinda funny.

MC Ren: The motherfucker got us! Yo what we 'bout to do?

Jerry Heller: First thing we're gonna do, we're gonna sue this ignorant fuck. That's what we're gonna do. Defamation of character, libel, I don't really care of that anti-Semitic piece of fucking shit, who the fuck does he think he is? Unfucking believable! That kind of fucking bullshit! Jew bashing bullshit! You know what, I'll call up my friends at the J.D.L. They'll handle him, we'll see how much he likes that.

Eazy-E: Jerry, you gotta relax. Alright? Niggas don't even know what anti-Semitic means anyway, it's a fucking battle rap.

Jerry Heller: C'mon, Eric, we gotta get organised. We gotta fight this kind of ignorant fucking bullshit. You know what? I always knew he was a hateful human being. This is your ignorant shit. He calls it political? This is ignorant shit! I always knew it. Now the whole world is gonna know. I'm gonna make sure of that, okay? I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this? Did you hear what he said?

Eazy-E: I heard what he said.

Jerry Heller: DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

Eazy-E: I heard what he said!

Jerry Heller: About you? About me? Come on!

Eazy-E: You got your way of dealing with it, I got mine. We could just go to the studio and just end his fucking career anyway.

Dj Yella: I don't know about all that.

Jerry Heller: Fine. You'll do that. You call Dre and you guys go do that! Do something.

Eazy-E: [Eazy is in the studio, "Appetite for Destruction playing in the background]

[cuts off music]

Eazy-E: So what's up? When you talked to me on the phone, man you sounded pretty worked up.

Dr. Dre: Yeah I know you don't like hearing this shit... it's about Jerry. We gotta get rid of that motherfucker, E.

Eazy-E: [sighs] That's really why you came here? I thought all this shit was in the past, Dre.

Dr. Dre: This some real shit, man. And the shit been happening since the beginning. I had some people look into this, I ain't been getting my fair share-...

Eazy-E: Do you even know why you rich though? Do you know why you got a big ass house and you ain't sleeping on your auntie couch no more? Because Jerry made that possible for us. He kicked down the door for that shit to happen. For us! And you just gonna turn your back on him? What, you Cube now?

Dr. Dre: Cube was right, fool! E, look at the papers, man and you'll see what the fuck I'm talking about. And forget about Jerry, man! You keep talking about 'Jerry this, Jerry that'. We didn't make it because of Jerry, we made it because our shit is dope! And we can keep going, E. We can own the goddamn world, but we just can't be fucking with him no more! Man, we started this N.W.A shit. I just want it to be right.

Eazy-E: And this what you think right? Turnin' your back on someone after all he done for us.

Dr. Dre: You mean all he done for you. Right? Look at me. Look at me. When Tyree died, you said we was always gonna be brothers. But I guess you forgot about that. Ima start my own company with Suge Knight, E. Thought we were brothers, man.

[tosses papers and leaves]

Jerry Heller: You just gotta slow down, you can't bang every broad on the planet.

Eazy-E: What, getting pussy is a problem now?

Jerry Heller: Well, look it's gonna be a problem if you've got 10,000 kids. Right? You make some money, you have all these kids, you gotta go and take care of em. It's fine... I'll help you take care of em. Hey, Cube.

Ice Cube: Sorry to interrupt y'all lobster brunch... but what's up E, where the contracts at man? You forgot about me?

Eazy-E: I'm not trying to answer this... you know what? Jerry, can you deal with this?

Ice Cube: I'm not talking to Jerry, I'm talking to you.

Eazy-E: That's Jerry's job!

Jerry Heller: You know what, that is my department, you're completely right to ask about that Cube. The contracts are being finished as we speak. The thing is, with the contracts these lawyers go through them. Pouring over it, they'll bleed us dry, but it'll get done. I wish I got paid the way they do, you know?

Ice Cube: Hmm, me too. I just wanna know what's going on since I did write a lot of the songs on this album.

Jerry Heller: Everybody knows how important you are, Cube

Ice Cube: They do?

Eazy-E: That's what's goin on.

Jerry Heller: We just need some time.

Ice Cube: Everything probably alright. I must be trippin.

[takes a sip of their champagne]

Ice Cube: Shit tastes pretty good. Maybe someday, right? Y'all enjoy your meal.

[leaves]

Jerry Heller: [chuckles] I'm tellin ya, that guy wants to be you, very freakin' badly.

Eazy-E: As if I ain't got enough fuckin' problems.

[to waiter]

Eazy-E: Excuse me, can I get another round?

Jerry Heller: [Eazy is at Jerry's pool after getting jumped by Suge and his crew, Jerry holds a gun up to his head, then retracts it upon noticing Eazy] Oh, Jesus Eric, you scared me. You okay?

Eazy-E: I gotta kill this motherfucker Suge Knight. I just wanted to come over and tell you first cause, shit might get a lil' thick.

Jerry Heller: No, no I'm not gonna let you do that.

Eazy-E: I didn't come over here to ask for your permission, I came to let you know! You wanna come and get involved in this gangster shit, well, here we go.

Jerry Heller: No Eric, you're not in Compton anymore. Just in case ya haven't looked around, drop that shit, okay? We don't hit back with guns, we hit back with lawyers, that's what gets em'.

Eazy-E: You think I got a fuckin choice?

[points]

Eazy-E: Look at my face!

[Eazy's nose was bloodied]

Eazy-E: It ain't about the money, Jerry! I don't care about that, this is bigger than all of that...

Jerry Heller: No that's ridiculous, and you should fuckin' care about the money. You're so much smarter than these fuckin' thugs... if you kill this man, his problems will be over, and yours will just be beginning.

Eazy-E: Why do I gotta be the bigger man?

Jerry Heller: Because it's better than you being a dead man. I don't want you fuckin' dead.

Eazy-E: [monologue plays of Cube recording "The Nigga Ya Love To Hate" off his hit record, "AmeriKKKas' Most Wanted" and Dre nodding his head to it as he drives into Eazy's Wild n' Wet Party]

[concerned]

Eazy-E: You know Cube's record is in the Top 20 Billboard right now? Our shit never been up there. He blowin the fuck up, Jerry.

Jerry Heller: It's gonna be fine, Eric. It's not just N.W.A anymore, it's our whole Ruthless roster. We got D.O.C., we got Michel'le, we got Above The Law, we're moving up to the next level. You know what, sit down for two seconds.

Eazy-E: Look, we need to keep Dre happy

Jerry Heller: Yeah. Look at him, you think he needs any more motivation than that?

Eazy-E: I mean, I get it Jerry. He drownin in pussy and shit, but that don't mean that he...

Jerry Heller: You-you worry too much. Stop okay?

Eazy-E: Yeah, all right.

Jerry Heller: Here, sign some checks.

Eazy-E: Right now, Jerry? Oh c'mon!

Jerry Heller: Yes, right now, you're gonna be outta your mind later, do it now. Y'know, the fact is Ren is as good of a writer as Cube, maybe even better. They got everything covered.

[points to contract]

Jerry Heller: Just the last one. Okay?

Eazy-E: Yeah. We finished here, Jerry?

Jerry Heller: We're finished.

Eazy-E: Good. I'm about to go fuck.

[sighs]

Eazy-E: All right?

Jerry Heller: Yeah.

[cut to monologue of Suge approaching Dr. Dre & D.O.C and briefly conversating while glaring at Jerry, much to Jerry's concern & disdain]

Eazy-E: [N.W.A is in the studio recording their first diss track to Ice Cube, Real Niggaz] See that shit right there, that's what I'm talkin about. Fuck that nigga Cube, man. Nigga ain't shit!

Dr. Dre: How you figure, man? His record the hottest shit out right now, E.

Dj Yella: Yeah man, for real Cube killed that shit.

Eazy-E: So we supposed to just sit there, and not say nothin' and look like bitches and just take it?

D.O.C.: [inebriated] Take what? I don't give a fuck what you talkin' about. I like that shit.

[bumps into Eazy, mumbles]

D.O.C.: clown-ass.

Eazy-E: Why you drunk all the goddamn time? You need to get your shit together. Youse a muthafuckin artist, if you ain't noticed.

D.O.C.: How about you get your shit together, little nigga.

[to the woman with him]

D.O.C.: C'mon.

Eazy-E: [to Dre] How about you get your country-ass homeboy?

MC Ren: [fades to Ren still rapping his verse] ..."cause the vocals were local in nightclubs, and not gettin' paid in full. They got the nerve to cuss, only reason niggas pick up your record is 'cause they thought it was us".

[referring to Cube]