Demon Quotes in Snow Dogs (2002)

Demon: You really stepped in it this time!

Nicky: Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!

Demon: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

Nicky: Release the good.

[shoots rainbows out of hands and group of bunnies appear]

Nicky: Yes, they're furry.

Demon: Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny!

Demon: Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

La La: We should get them when they do to lunch at that Chinese place.

Big Evil: That Chinese place is crawling with cops. We gotta get these fuckers when they're alone.

La La: We can fucking follow their asses home and hit them there.

Big Evil: Mira, homegirl, white boy's in fucking Simi Valley. The other fucking fool's in San Gabriel. We gotta get these fuckers at the same time!

Demon: E, this is one time, homie. Not a bunch of fucking niggas.

Big Evil: Motherfucker! This fucker is straight from SHU, homeboy! You stop fucking around. You got in the car! You want to fucking hang with the fucking carnales, now you fucking pay the fucking price of fucking admission, homeboy. I'll fucking kill this fucking bitch, alright? You shut the fuck up.

Demon: Come on, E!

Big Evil: You get that shit out of my face! I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker! Don't you fucking disrespect.

Demon: Don't worry. I got this shit, man.

Big Evil: That's when we fucking graduate. We fucking get the upgrade right now. Not fucking gonna be little fucking paisas no fucking more. Right? That's what we're gonna do.

Demon: I'm with you.

Big Evil: They want to come into our fucking hood and fucking talk shit to us? You fucking do this shit right.

La La: It's our fucking hood. They don't fucking disrespect us. Fuck yeah.

Big Evil: You guys want to fucking collect? You guys got to fucking put up. This time we're gonna do it right.

Wicked: Yeah, we're doing this.

Big Evil: Fucking guys have some fucking balls.

Demon: Hey E, after we get these motherfuckers, you know, it's gonna be a little hot in the hood, though. Right, La La?

Big Evil: We're gonna get the fuck out of here after that. I'm gonna fucking take you guys to fucking Vegas. You guys fucking do this shit right, I'm gonna treat you right. But if we don't fucking do this we can never fucking come back. That's the fucking thing.

Demon: Checkmate, puto.

Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism.

Father Karras: You would like that?

Demon: Intensely.

Father Karras: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?

Demon: It would bring us together.

Father Karras: You and Regan?

Demon: You and us.

Demon: Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.

Demon: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.

Demon: I'm not Regan.

Father Karras: Well, then let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras.

Demon: And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps.

Father Karras: If you're the Devil, why not make the straps disappear?

Demon: That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras.

Demon: Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

Father Karras: You speak Latin?

Demon: Ego te absolvo.

Father Karras: Quod nomen mihi est?

Demon: Bon Jour.

Father Karras: Quod nomen mihi est?

Demon: La plume de ma tante.

Demon: Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?

Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!

Demon: Shove it up your ass, you faggot!

Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!

Demon: Fuck him!

Father Merrin: Be gone...

Demon: Fuck him, Karras! Fuck him!

Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!

Father Karras: Where is Regan?

Demon: In here. With us.

[Regan, possessed, is masturbating with a crucifix]

Demon: Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.

Demon: Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.

Demon: Lick me, lick me!

Demon: You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! Bastard!

Father Karras: Shut up!

Demon: Give us time... Let the girl die... I am no one... I am no one... Fear the priest... Fear the priest... Merrin... Merrin.

Demon: Keep away. The sow is mine.

Demon: [as Father Merrin enters the house, with terrible rage] MERRIN!

Demon: You're gonna get it, bitch!

Anita: Lighten up, Demon, you'll feel a lot better after you shit.

Demon: I'll feel a lot better when I'm out of here. This shitbox is gross.

Anita: You better watch out for the snake that's going to crawl up that crapper and bite your ass.

Anita: What's wrong? Hey, you okay?

Demon: It's them damn enchiladas.

Demon: Fuck your God!

Thomas Garrett: All mouth, no trousers...

Demon: [Painted on Jan and Mark's wall] Dishonor, thy father. Pigs!

John Triton: [nonchalantly facing the demon] You're wasting my time, Bub.

Demon: This is incredible! It is almost no fun to kill one so stupid as to not know who it is that slays him. You are in my domain, and I will kill you as I have killed your pitiful friends.

John Triton: Ah, you killed no one, Bub.

Demon: What?

John Triton: Or is it less familiar to call you Beelzebub?

John Triton: [losing his patience] You're wasting my time, bub.

Demon: This is incredible! It is almost no fun to kill one so stupid as to not know who it is that slays him! You are in my domain, and I will kill you as I have killed your pitiful friends!

John Triton: [annoyed] Aw, you killed no one, bub!

Demon: WHAAAT?

John Triton: Or is it less familiar to call you Beelzebub? Or do you prefer Abaddon; or as the Hindus called you, Shaitan; or as you are known to answer to, Ahriman? Belial? Apollyon? Asmodeus? Because, you see... I *do* know you.