Earl Peterson Quotes in Female Trouble (1974)

Taffy Davenport: Daddy? Daddy? It's me Taffy!

Earl Peterson: I don't know nobody named Taffy. I'm busy right now.

Taffy Davenport: Oh, please let me in, Daddy! Open the door!

Earl Peterson: Ah, fucking shut up! Alright already!

Taffy Davenport: [jumping into his arms] Daddy, it's me Taffy, your long, lost little girl!

Earl Peterson: Hey, get off! I ain't your daddy! I ain't even married!

Taffy Davenport: Oh, I know that, but you're my daddy alright. My mother told me. My mother is Dawn Davenport.

Earl Peterson: Yeah, you can stay here awhile. Want a drink?

Taffy Davenport: NO! You don't even believe me, do you?

Earl Peterson: Yeah, yeah. I'll be your sugar daddy, how about that?

[belches in Taffy's face]

Earl Peterson: I'm feelin' a little drink, so don't mind me.

Taffy Davenport: Shitface! You're my father! Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Earl Peterson: Who'd you say your mother was?

Taffy Davenport: Dawn Davenport. You know her.

Earl Peterson: What does she look like?

Taffy Davenport: Fat. Very fat.

Earl Peterson: Yeah, yeah. I maybe remember.

Taffy Davenport: Oh, daddy! I knew you would! Mother's been awful to me. For years, I've suffered. Please let me stay with you. I won't be any trouble. I'll help you clean and we can go out together and maybe... maybe you can buy me some regular clothes.

Earl Peterson: Can you fuck as good as your mother?

Taffy Davenport: [slaps Earl across the face] PIG! You goddamn slimy pig!

Earl Peterson: Hey, little Taffy, can you stretch like taffy?

Taffy Davenport: [struggling] Fuck you.

Earl Peterson: Hey, you spilled my drink!

[pulls out his syphillitic penis]

Earl Peterson: Daddy Earl's got a little present for you.

Earl Peterson: [vomits on Taffy] I'm sorry... I been drinking.

Taffy Davenport: [sees butcher knife and begins stabbing Earl in the chest]

[cries uncontrollably]

Taffy Davenport: OH! OH!

Taffy Davenport: [throws knife down and runs from house]

Earl Peterson: [answering phone] Hello?

Dawn Davenport: Is Earl Peterson there? Earl Peterson! This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport... you made love to me Christmas morning.

[gasps]

Dawn Davenport: Well I just called to tell you I'm pregnant and I want money.

Earl Peterson: You stole my wallet, you fat bitch!

Dawn Davenport: So what if I did? I want money!

Earl Peterson: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook! Go fuck yourself for all I care. YEAH! Go fuck yourself!

[hangs up]

Dawn Davenport: Hello? Hello? UGH!

Earl Peterson: Hey! You spilled my drink! Daddy Earl's got a little present for you here.