Concetta Quotes in Female Trouble (1974)

Concetta: I got a knife here in my pockybook and I'm gonna cut you up after class.

Concetta: Hey there, Taffy.

Dawn Davenport: She's been a hideous little girl today, she was about to get a good whippin'!

Chicklette: She looks so cute.

Taffy as a child: Who are you, UGLY?

Dawn Davenport: You know who they are!

Taffy as a child: I've never seen THEM before.

Dawn Davenport: Oh, TAFFY.

Chicklette: I just saw you yesterday, Taffy. Come sit here with your Aunt Chicklette!

[Taffy bites Chicklette's arm]

Chicklette: OH MY GOD, this kid's BITIN' me! Get off!

Dawn Davenport: This is ridiculous...

Concetta: [consoling Dawn] Just get your hair done. That's what I always do when I get depressed.

Dawn Davenport: Maybe I will.

Concetta: I'll tell ya, the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let, well, you know, 'special' girls in. You have to audition to even get your hair done!

Chicklette: AND, there's this guy that does hair there, MMMM MMMM. I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.

Concetta: Yeah, Gater's his name, and you know what? He lives right next door.

Dawn Davenport: Wonder what HIS story is? Maybe he's a... CHUBBY CHASER!

Dawn Davenport: I'd like to set fire to this dump!

Concetta: Just 'cause we're pretty everybody's jealous!

Concetta: Tancredi, one tells nasty tales like that to a confessor, not to young ladies at the table - or at least not when I'm there!

Concetta: Three balls in a week are too much.