Donald Dasher Quotes in Female Trouble (1974)

Taffy Davenport: What's that camera for?

Donald Dasher: To take pictures of your mother.

Taffy Davenport: HER?

Donald Dasher: We happen to think she's quite beautiful.

Taffy Davenport: You must be cockeyed, then! HEY, lady! Have some CHIPS!

Donna Dasher: Really, I couldn't. Thanks, but uh, no thanks.

Taffy Davenport: (mockingly) Nuh NYEHH nuh NYEEHHH.

Dawn Davenport: You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?

Donna Dasher: I'll have two chicken breasts please.

Dawn Davenport: Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.

Donna Dasher: I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian?

Donald Dasher: We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.

Donna Dasher: I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.

Aunt Ida: Aahhh! Ahhhh! Dawn, ya son of a bitch! You're the one who did it! YOU! You drove Gater away!

[as Ida enters the room]

Donald Dasher: Oh my God!

Donna Dasher: Incredible!

Dawn Davenport: Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!

[hurling acid into Dawn's face]

Aunt Ida: You made Gater leave! I got somethin for your face, motherfucker!

Donald Dasher: We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique".

Stripper: Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon.

Donna Dasher: And supposing we become sick of you?

Stripper: Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...!

Donna Dasher: Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up a distinct feeling of nausea.

Stripper: Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!

Taffy: [showing up at Superstar nightclub dressed in saffron robes] Hare Krishna, mother!

Dawn Davenport: You've finally done it, haven't you! Embarrassed me on my night of FAME!

[grabbing her]

Dawn Davenport: No reporters saw you did they

[Taffy shaking off her mother's hands]

Dawn Davenport: Look at you, I could vomit!

Donald Dasher: THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY!

Donna Dasher: Remember Alice Crimmins.