Taffy Davenport Quotes in Female Trouble (1974)

Taffy Davenport: Daddy? Daddy? It's me Taffy!

Earl Peterson: I don't know nobody named Taffy. I'm busy right now.

Taffy Davenport: Oh, please let me in, Daddy! Open the door!

Earl Peterson: Ah, fucking shut up! Alright already!

Taffy Davenport: [jumping into his arms] Daddy, it's me Taffy, your long, lost little girl!

Earl Peterson: Hey, get off! I ain't your daddy! I ain't even married!

Taffy Davenport: Oh, I know that, but you're my daddy alright. My mother told me. My mother is Dawn Davenport.

Earl Peterson: Yeah, you can stay here awhile. Want a drink?

Taffy Davenport: NO! You don't even believe me, do you?

Earl Peterson: Yeah, yeah. I'll be your sugar daddy, how about that?

[belches in Taffy's face]

Earl Peterson: I'm feelin' a little drink, so don't mind me.

Taffy Davenport: Shitface! You're my father! Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Earl Peterson: Who'd you say your mother was?

Taffy Davenport: Dawn Davenport. You know her.

Earl Peterson: What does she look like?

Taffy Davenport: Fat. Very fat.

Earl Peterson: Yeah, yeah. I maybe remember.

Taffy Davenport: Oh, daddy! I knew you would! Mother's been awful to me. For years, I've suffered. Please let me stay with you. I won't be any trouble. I'll help you clean and we can go out together and maybe... maybe you can buy me some regular clothes.

Earl Peterson: Can you fuck as good as your mother?

Taffy Davenport: [slaps Earl across the face] PIG! You goddamn slimy pig!

Earl Peterson: Hey, little Taffy, can you stretch like taffy?

Taffy Davenport: [struggling] Fuck you.

Earl Peterson: Hey, you spilled my drink!

[pulls out his syphillitic penis]

Earl Peterson: Daddy Earl's got a little present for you.

Earl Peterson: [vomits on Taffy] I'm sorry... I been drinking.

Taffy Davenport: [sees butcher knife and begins stabbing Earl in the chest]

[cries uncontrollably]

Taffy Davenport: OH! OH!

Taffy Davenport: [throws knife down and runs from house]

Taffy Davenport: What's that camera for?

Donald Dasher: To take pictures of your mother.

Taffy Davenport: HER?

Donald Dasher: We happen to think she's quite beautiful.

Taffy Davenport: You must be cockeyed, then! HEY, lady! Have some CHIPS!

Donna Dasher: Really, I couldn't. Thanks, but uh, no thanks.

Taffy Davenport: (mockingly) Nuh NYEHH nuh NYEEHHH.

Dawn Davenport: You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?

Donna Dasher: I'll have two chicken breasts please.

Dawn Davenport: Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.

Donna Dasher: I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian?

Donald Dasher: We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.

Donna Dasher: I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.

Taffy Davenport: If I have to eat with Gater, I'll spit food!