Dr. Pete Novos Quotes in The Santa Clause (1994)

Dr. Pete Novos: I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.

Scott Calvin: Yeah! Clydesdale!

Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.

Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?

Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.

Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?

Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what's your diet like?

Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.

Dr. Pete Novos: Really?

Scott Calvin: But I don't finish all the milk.

Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Scott Calvin: Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turning grey.

Dr. Pete Novos: Oh, it's middle age, buddy. It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair. Look, if it bothers you, you can dye it - and you should diet!