Sarah the Little Girl Quotes in The Santa Clause (1994)

Sarah the Little Girl: You're fatter this year.

Santa: Thank you. You've grown, too. Now go back to sleep.

[Drinks the milk and gags a little, Sarah looks at him]

Santa: I think the milk's a little sour.

Sarah the Little Girl: It's soy milk.

Santa: Huh?

Sarah the Little Girl: You said you were lactose intolerant.

Santa: I did say that, didn't I? Thank you for remembering.

Sarah the Little Girl: Santa?

Scott Calvin: Scott Calvin.

Sarah the Little Girl: How come your clothes are so baggy?

Scott Calvin: Because Santa is... watching his saturated fats.

[gestures obesity]

Sarah the Little Girl: How come you don't have a beard?

Scott Calvin: Because I shaved!

[instantly reveals an unwrapped present for her, out of his bag]

Scott Calvin: You want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.

[assuming that he's Santa, sees Scott take celery off a plate left out for him, but neglects the milk right by it]

Sarah the Little Girl: You're supposed to drink the milk.

Scott Calvin: Look, I am lactose intolerant! And I'm just about this close to taking all those presents back to the chimney.

[bites on his celery stick, and under his breath, mocks Sarah]

Scott Calvin: You're supposed to drink the milk!

[she opens her eyes after hearing what he said]

Scott Calvin: Shut your eyes!

[she does]