Alvin Johnson Quotes in Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself way to much.

Alvin Johnson: I do not! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!

Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!

Paris Morgan: You know Al, there's something we've been avoiding, all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.

Alvin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?

Paris Morgan: [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know?

[they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her]

Alvin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning. In the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene. But, a dignified scene. 'Cause you know we got to protect our reps.

Alvin Johnson: Morning dime pieces!

Aretha Johnson: School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day.

Alvin Johnson: You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.

Alvin Johnson: [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!"

Kenneth Warman: Could be Asian?

Walter Colley: [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo.

[regular voice]

Walter Colley: It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.

Kenneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is!

Paris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little to much.

Alvin Johnson: [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!

Paris Morgan: Look, whatever!

Alvin Johnson: She's like frappachino with hips.

Walter Colley: With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.

Chuck Mattock: Clearly Alvin isnt masterbating enough.

Walter Colley: Well than god i don't have that problem. holler at ya boy

[puts out hands for daps]

Kenneth Warman: [looks at Waltters hand] I'm not touching that.

Alvin Johnson: Popularity is so much better than being a social leper.