Alvin Firpo Quotes in Trapped in Paradise (1994)
Alvin Firpo Quotes:
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Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.
Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.
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Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.
Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.
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Bill Firpo: Which direction are we going?
Alvin Firpo: North.
Bill Firpo: Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.
Dave Firpo: No, those farmhouses all look alike...
Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.
Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.
Bill Firpo: FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.
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Alvin Firpo: Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?
Bill Firpo: Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?
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Alvin Firpo: I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.
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Shaddus Peyser: Put an APB out on that car.
Chief Burnell: Oh well I've already done that.
Shaddus Peyser: Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.
Bill Firpo: [next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?
Alvin Firpo: North.
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Alvin Firpo: Have you seen my Pez dispenser?
Dave Firpo: No. Shut up!
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Alvin Firpo: I'll never forget you Merlin.
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Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.
Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.
Bill Firpo: Alvin pull the car over.
Alvin Firpo: Wha?
Bill Firpo: Pull it over!
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[singing to himself in the car]
Alvin Firpo: You do what you do and I do what I do... you do what you do and I do what I do, I'm Alvin, and you're Bill.
[Bill walks by and kicks the car, annoyed]
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Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.
Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.
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Alvin Firpo: [driving away from Bill, Dave, and the car accidents he just caused] You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass.
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Alvin Firpo: [after crashing car] Didn't have any snow chains.
Dave Firpo: You have no brain, either.
-- Alvin Firpo
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