Alvin Firpo Quotes in Trapped in Paradise (1994)

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Alvin Firpo Quotes:

  • Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

    Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.

    Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.

  • Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.

    Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.

    Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.

  • Bill Firpo: Which direction are we going?

    Alvin Firpo: North.

    Bill Firpo: Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.

    Dave Firpo: No, those farmhouses all look alike...

    Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.

    Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.

    Bill Firpo: FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.

  • Alvin Firpo: Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?

    Bill Firpo: Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?

  • Alvin Firpo: I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.

  • Shaddus Peyser: Put an APB out on that car.

    Chief Burnell: Oh well I've already done that.

    Shaddus Peyser: Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.

    Bill Firpo: [next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?

    Alvin Firpo: North.

  • Alvin Firpo: Have you seen my Pez dispenser?

    Dave Firpo: No. Shut up!

  • Alvin Firpo: I'll never forget you Merlin.

  • Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.

    Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.

    Bill Firpo: Alvin pull the car over.

    Alvin Firpo: Wha?

    Bill Firpo: Pull it over!

  • [singing to himself in the car]

    Alvin Firpo: You do what you do and I do what I do... you do what you do and I do what I do, I'm Alvin, and you're Bill.

    [Bill walks by and kicks the car, annoyed]

  • Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.

    Bill Firpo: What are you doing?

    Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.

  • Alvin Firpo: [driving away from Bill, Dave, and the car accidents he just caused] You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass.

  • Alvin Firpo: [after crashing car] Didn't have any snow chains.

    Dave Firpo: You have no brain, either.

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