Alvin Jordan Quotes in Murder at 1600 (1997)

Alvin Jordan: A study at Harvard determined a person's longevity by the first thing they read in the paper.

Detective Harlan Regis: I'm an obituary man.

Alvin Jordan: Start with the comics, you'll live longer.

President Neil: Jesus, Alvin. You really had her killed, didn't you? She was 25. She was a child!

Alvin Jordan: She was a casualty of war!

Detective Harlan Regis: [On seeing a livid Neil hit Alvin] Mr... President!

Alvin Jordan: I think President Teddy Roosevelt said it best: "If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness."