Mr. Whittle Quotes in The Santa Clause (1994)

Scott Calvin: Did I miss anything?

Business Guy Across from Him: No, we were, uh, just about to order lunch.

Scott Calvin: Great! I'm starving.

Susan Perry: I'll have a salad and iced tea, and dressing on the side.

Mr. Whittle: Ah, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?

Scott Calvin: And I'll have a caesar. No dressing. And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts. And a little slice of cheesecake. Uh, crème brulee, and, um, hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge.

[licks his lips, sees people looking weirdly at him]

Scott Calvin: On the side.

Waiter: Anything to drink?

Scott Calvin: Ice cold milk.

Susan Perry: [wondering if he was really honest with them about his suddenly big belly] Stung by a bee, Scott?

Scott Calvin: A big bee.

Mr. Whittle: [to Scott] I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Mr. Whittle: Good God, your weight! What happened?

Scott Calvin: Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the emergency room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.

Mr. Whittle: You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.