Dr. Neil Miller Quotes in The Santa Clause (1994)

Dr. Neil Miller: [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone] Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?

Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...

[honestly]

Scott Calvin: I read him a book!

Dr. Neil Miller: What book?

Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] Uh, "Hollywood Wives."

[Laura puts her hand into her face, giving off a resentful gesture]

Scott Calvin: [honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!

Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

Charlie: That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.

Dr. Neil Miller: You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.

Charlie: Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.

Charlie: [to his father, Scott] I'm fine, Dad. Think about those kids! You're Santa! We were up in the North Pole!

Scott Calvin: Charile... I don't know.

Charlie: What do you mean you don't know?

Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie... listen...

Charlie: YOU listen! You think you know what he is... You *DON'T*!

Laura: Charlie... You're confused.

Charlie: I know exactly who he is.

Dr. Neil Miller: [firmly] Charlie... He is NOT Santa!

Charlie: [whining; desperate] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went up to the North Pole. I saw it! We met the Head Elf, Bernard. He knew everything!

[turns to Scott]

Charlie: Right, Dad?

Scott Calvin: [Scott looks unsure]

Charlie: [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him] REMEMBER!