Dr. Neil Miller Quotes in The Santa Clause (1994)


Dr. Neil Miller Quotes:

  • Dr. Neil Miller: [in a light-hearted psychiatry tone] Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?

    Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women...


    Scott Calvin: I read him a book!

    Dr. Neil Miller: What book?

    Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] Uh, "Hollywood Wives."

    [Laura puts her hand into her face, giving off a resentful gesture]

    Scott Calvin: [honestly] "The Night Before Christmas", folks, come on!

  • Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

    Charlie: That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.

    Dr. Neil Miller: You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.

    Charlie: Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.

  • Charlie: [to his father, Scott] I'm fine, Dad. Think about those kids! You're Santa! We were up in the North Pole!

    Scott Calvin: Charile... I don't know.

    Charlie: What do you mean you don't know?

    Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie... listen...

    Charlie: YOU listen! You think you know what he is... You *DON'T*!

    Laura: Charlie... You're confused.

    Charlie: I know exactly who he is.

    Dr. Neil Miller: [firmly] Charlie... He is NOT Santa!

    Charlie: [whining; desperate] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went up to the North Pole. I saw it! We met the Head Elf, Bernard. He knew everything!

    [turns to Scott]

    Charlie: Right, Dad?

    Scott Calvin: [Scott looks unsure]

    Charlie: [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him] REMEMBER!

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