Dr. Beecher Quotes in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

Goldstein: Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.

Ron Fox: Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

Dr. Beecher: The Bill of Rights? Why?

Ron Fox: Just do it!

[Beecher leaves room]

Ron Fox: 5 right?

Rosenberg: 5, sure.

Goldstein: 5 alive.

Ron Fox: Okay.

[Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights]

Ron Fox: [undoing his pants] You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?

[rips off paper and wipes his ass with it]

Ron Fox: [holding up paper with crap smeared on it] There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.

Goldstein: Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?

Ron Fox: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.

Ron Fox: Do you have a problem with the way I run the show, Beecher?

Dr. Beecher: I'm just saying I looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel. They were both born and raised in New Jersey. Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean.

Ron Fox: Oh, right! That's why they just broke out of prison!

Dr. Beecher: It's not even clear that they should've been there in the first place!

Ron Fox: [growing flustered] Shouldn't have...

[walks over to desk and picks up a picture of a little girl]

Ron Fox: You see this cute little white girl, Beecher?

Dr. Beecher: Yeah.

Ron Fox: Do you want her to get raped and murdered?

Dr. Beecher: Of course not.

Ron Fox: You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America?

Dr. Beecher: No.

Ron Fox: Then stop fucking with me!

[throws picture against wall]

Deputy Frye: I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming?

Ron Fox: Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay. I'm in charge while he's gone.

Dr. Beecher: Well, shouldn't he be alerted? Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?

Ron Fox: Who are you again?

Dr. Beecher: Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA.

Ron Fox: Yeah, well, listen Dr. Dipshit - you've obviously never been ice fishing before.

Dr. Beecher: No, I haven't.

Ron Fox: Well it's fucking exhilarating.

Dr. Beecher: [holding Fox at gunpoint] It's people like you that make the world think that Americans are stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm not gonna take this shit anymore!